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On Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:16:26 -0500, thumper <thumper@magpage.com>
wrote:


>Sounds closer to Saddam's two Sons to me.
>
>Before the BFG's took them both out, that is. ;-)

Found this in the Older Than Dirt Dept.:

Now that Saddam's sons Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of
the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of
American authorities. (Bonus points for the ones marked with a star)

Among the brothers:

Sooflay - the restauranteur
Guday - the half-Australian brother
Huray - the sports fanatic
Bejay - the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay - the twins from the African mother*
Sayhay - the baseball player*
Ojay - the stalker / murderer
Gulay - the singer / entertainer*
Ebay - the internet czar
Biliray - the country music star
Ecksray - the radiologist
Puray - the blender factory owner
Regay - the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay - the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Pusay - the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay - the coffee shop owner
Bufay - the 300 pound sister
Dushay - the clean sister
Phayray - the zoo worker in the gorilla house*
Sapheway - the grocery store owner*
Ollay - the half-mexican sister
Gudlay - the prostitute

Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about
him. 

"Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!" - Alfred E. Neuman