🚀 go-pugleaf

ARRGH!  Here I sit at my computer, pondering the fate of the universe and 
wondering where in the Planet of Hell my copy of Reg. DOOM is.  "The check 
cleard on Dec. 31" the bank says.  "What is this 'DOOM', is it a drug or 
something?" the postman says, noticing my wild-eyed stare as I ask hem again 
if he has it yet.  "Beep-Beep-Beep" ID's customer service number says when I 
try to call.  "      " says anyone at ID I've tried to email.  All in all I'm 
starting to lose my mind (some would argue that this has already occured).

One nice thing about not having my Reg. DOOM yet, I have gotten to know the 
maps for "Knee Deep In The Dead" quite well.

Have you ever noticed that if you get it just right, you can blow up the Imp's 
fireballs with the shotgun?  I assume that you might be able to do it with the 
other guns, but I ussually play with just the shotgun, save for a few really 
choice rocket shots (MUHAHAHAHAH!).

Have you ever blown a (wipe that smirk off your face, pervert! :) ) bad guy 
out of a window with the rocket launcher?  Kinda funny, actually.

Well, enouph of this new thread (for you threaded news readers...).  Off to 
say mean and vicious things about Weasely, er, Wesley Crusher...


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