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Somewhere on the interweb "Jam" typed:
> And so it came to pass, that after much quarreling (tradeing), much
> repetition (leveling) and much thought (highly unusual), once again i
> was ready to attempt the beast that is UT.
>
> On my own this time (where are you!?!), i took my originally named
> TheUberSmiter (clvl 77) and equipped him with what i had. Guillamines
> helm(Pdiamonded), Seraphs hymn(2/2), Duriels shell, Dracs, Black
> runeworded knout, 40 base res sacred targe(4x Pdiamonded), Nos' coil
> and Gorerider boots. Items in the inventory didn't help much... a
> 13/13 anni, 14 RA GC and a few ~20 life LCs. I think his merc is
> about lvl 6 hehehe... she stayed dead :P
> TUS' skills are maxed smite, maxed salvation, maxed holy shield and
> maxed fana.
>
> First up in the lessers lineup, Duriel. This was also the first
> inkling of the disaster that was to come. Wimpy old Duriel, the
> lesser we used to chuckle at, was continuously hitting TUS for 2/3 to
> 3/4 of his lifeball. Fortunantly, lifetap went off early and it
> wasn't long before Duriel was eating the forgotten sand (i believe he
> forgot how awful it was).
> Much thought was embarked apon before faceing Izual. It was decided
> that, with the realms being as stable as they are (lmao), Hammerdin
> would be bought in to tele to Izzy, and then TUS would smite him
> down.... we'd clean up the minions later! Well, after Hammerdin died
> 4 times, i enlisted the aid of my 7 yo son to throw hammers and add
> concentration, while TUS smited and fanatacized(haha, work that one
> out!)  proceedings. Many deaths followed, much curseing (not lifetap
> worse luck) but we did get him..... lifetap refused to trigger _at
> all_ during the battle... many, many purples where consumed.
>
> Last up, my personal favourite, Andarial.... actually, she went down
> reasonably easy. Gulped a few poison pots, Hammerdin tele'd to her
> and threw a tp around the corner, TUS came in, lifetap went off on
> the second blow, and the rest was history, even though the young
> fella complained when Andy one hitted him through the wall :)
>
> I had no intention of selling a organset, i think the current market
> price of ist is rather undervalued. Checking the stability of the
> game, i opened a beer, and proceeded to open the portal to UT.
>
> Now, i have no idea what my stacked resistances are, but I drew Meph
> first, and that sucker was one hitting me every 3 minutes. Half the
> time, there wasn't even a chance to guzzle a purple, netherless my
> beer :(  Must of taken 8 or so deaths before the ugly bugger fell
> over. Of course, once Mephs conviction is done away with, Baal and
> Diablo are relatively easy and it wasn't long before they spat up 2
> SoH and a Unique LC.....
> Now, to sell the unid LC, or ID it? First run, much struggleing, much
> death, much anticipation ... Yep id it! Want to guess what it was?
>
> 10/10 Druid.

Ouch! It couldn't be any worse! You have my sympathies. Still, on the bright 
side, the next one will be an 18/17 Pally torch.

<sacrifices a chicken and draws pentagrams with it's blood, chanting all the 
while.....>

> Ever seen a grown man weep over a game?
> Not pretty!

I bet. Got pics? LOL.

Better luck next time Jay.
-- 
TTFN

Shaun.