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Word for word what my friend said to me about American sport, the police are
still not suspicious as of yet.


Adam Fitzgibbons <fitzg...@albatross.co.uk> wrote in message
news:_lbF2.22369$YV6.11460@news2.giganews.com...
>Over here in the Uk the only people that play your 'great' sport of
baseball
>are 12 year old girls at school.

But I am sure they (Americans) could beat them in a world game.

>No one else gives a shit and nobody plays
>it. Football (soccer to you queer usa twats)

Highly indicitive of the level of culture and sophistication that has
developed in Europe over the last couple of hundred years.

> is the greatest sport of all
>time and we have the best leagues in the world,

Admittedly so.  Although the Americans say that Baseball/Basketball are
better.

> and just because you fat,

1 in 3 of them is classified as obese, apparently.

>greesy, thick,

I can't help thinking that these two are related.

> americans can't play it, you have to make up girly games, or
>play rough games but wear a ton of padding! (American Football)

And thus ends the xenophobic torture that I endure day-in day-out as a
half-American living in Britain.

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