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Re: D'oh!

#17159
From: Zagadka
Date: Sat, 03 Apr 1999 00:00
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Semass <rai...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> From a different point of view (ie Australian)

Different is a close enough description. :-)

> b) I don't particularly like open-wheel racing unless its on a road track.

Oh, c'mon. You even have the IndyFestival...

> c) Along with most important countries (I wish) of the world, we call it
> soccer too.
> d) And yes it does suck.

*lol*

 e) Screw putting soccer riots on the news, it should have that annoying
> twang and bing sound-overs on next weeks Funniest Home Videos.  "Is that a
> peice of wood with a nail in it or are you just happy to see me?" (insert
> fake audience laughter)

*lol*

> f) Americans are not fat, greesy or thick, your thinking of British youth.
> Americans are arrogant, blind and self-rightous.

True enough.

> h) Gridiron involves grown men running around with shoulder-pads and
tights
> and your trying to tell me thats not girly.

No, you tell them that it is. They can all pretty much bench press 3 or 4
instances of any one of us...

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Lvis <lv...@ticNOSPAMnet.com>
> Newsgroups:
>
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> n
> Sent: Sunday, 4 April 1999 3:34 AM
> Subject: Re: D'oh!
>
>
> > ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
> >
> >
> > Zagadka wrote in message <36E59D12...@pagecaster.com>...
> > >Adam Fitzgibbons wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Over here in the Uk the only people that play your 'great' sport of
> > baseball
> > >> are 12 year old girls at school.
> > >
> > >Super. Over here, the only people who play baseball are teenage boys,
> > >rich, rich men, and pathetic washouts. I myself hate baseball. I like
> > >open wheeled racing and our monthly match against Iraq. For the record,
> > >I also happen to like soccer.
> > >
> > >> No one else gives a shit and nobody plays
> > >> it.
> > >
> > >I agree.
> > >
> > >> Football (soccer to you queer usa twats)
> > >
> > >Awe, how sweet. He can insult, too! How classy of you. May I bask in
> > >your enlightened glow?
> > >
> > >Damn, you'd think you people would be less elitist after those 2 world
> > >wars and the fall of European domination. I mean, you even suck at
> > >football now. Oh, unless you happen to be French, I guess. The pride of
> > >all Europe.
> > >
> > >> is the greatest sport of all
> > >> time and we have the best leagues in the world,
> > >
> > >Not counting Brazil, who repeatedly beats the crap out of everyone.
> > >
> > >hehe, I like you're argument. "We can beat you up!"
> > >
> > >*imgines everyone sitting in a soccer stadium... some Italian says
> > >something... someone pulls a knife... 560 people die in the first 30
> > >seconds... it makes the evening news in America, but only after the
> > >touching story of Fido, the dog that can read signs.*
> > >
> > >> and just because you fat,
> > >
> > >I'm 30 pounds underweight, thank you very much.
> > >
> > >> greesy,
> > >
> > >hehe. No, I am not greasy either.
> > >
> > >> thick,
> > >
> > >That I am. My body density is rather high; it helps when I try to pick
> > >things up.
> > >
> > >> americans
> > >
> > >That's much better.
> > >
> > >> can't play it,
> > >
> > >Oh, we can. Its just that we don't, you know, give a damn.
> > >
> > >> you have to make up girly games,
> > >
> > >Like American football. Girly girly.
> > >
> > >> or
> > >> play rough games but wear a ton of padding! (American Football)
> > >
> > >Yes, very good. You walk around ramming heads. We'll wear helmets. Just
> > >don't come crying to us about brain lesions when your medicare falls
> > >under or Germany invades everyone again.
>
>
>
>
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Subject: Re: D'oh!
Date: 1999/04/03
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