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Article #4665Re: Worst error messages of all time.
From: pet... Peter Deutsch
Date: Tue, 25 Sep 1990 20:49
Date: Tue, 25 Sep 1990 20:49
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In article <45...@apple.Apple.COM>, j...@Apple.COM (John Peterson) writes:
>
> >>>Given all the weird messages in the machine, what about the error messages
> >>>that get printed from time to time? I've seen some really bad ones.
> >>>
> >>>I'd have to nominate UNIX's "Not a TTY" and RSTS/E's "?Program lost, sorry"
> >>
> >>I nominate Unix's "Intruder Alert!" and Pick's "This error cannot occur"
> >> - Brian
> >
> > I add to the list something BSD 4.3 talk has given me a few times:
> > "You don't exist. Go away."
> >
>
> To this I would add the Unix Mail error if the passwd file is trashed:
>
> No mail for ubluit
UNIX is absolutely chock full of neat messages. There was
one that apparently made it onto a T-Shirt at one of the
USEnix conferences. The picture is of a small bird hanging
from a parachute, and a plane going down in flames. The
caption was:
"Awk! Bailing out near line 3"
(In case you don't recognize this, "awk" is a
pattern-matching language. Why "AWK"? That's the initials
of the three guys who wrote it - Aho, Weinberger and
Kernigan!)
Another favorite, "Can't grok <string>" I believe this was
"lex"? Maybe "yacc"? ("LEX" is the Lexical analyser generator
program. "YACC" is "Yet Another Compiler Compiler").
Anyways, "grok" hasd found its way into the UNIX lexicon
as a general "I don't understand" lament.
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Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!gmdzi!unido!mcsun!sunic!hagbard!eru!bloom-beacon!mcgill-vision!quiche!opus!peterd From: pet...@opus.cs.mcgill.ca (Peter Deutsch) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Worst error messages of all time. Summary: AcHk! OOp! Message-ID: <2288@opus.cs.mcgill.ca> Date: 25 Sep 90 20:49:09 GMT References: <45094@apple.Apple.COM> Organization: SOCS, McGill University, Montreal, Canada Lines: 38 Posted: Tue Sep 25 21:49:09 1990 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit