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Article #4660Re: Worst error messages of all time.
From: Jeff Jonas
Date: Wed, 10 Oct 1990 05:37
Date: Wed, 10 Oct 1990 05:37
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>Jerry Hollombe posted: >CP/M is marginally more helpful. >It repeats the entry that puzzled it, followed by a question mark: > > A:mrgl > > mrgl? When I read your posting, I immediately remembered WHY that was done. If you used a printing terminal and typed du#ioops###r and got back dior? you'd realize that the command name was mistyped. Replacing the "?" with ": not found" would be nice, but that would be very verbose in the CP/M mindset. Why oh why don't DOS commands give USAGE messages? >mya...@cbnewsm.att.com (m.yamin) posted: >The ancient Bell Labs BESYS-7 Fortran II compiler (ca. 1966), for the >even more ancient IBM 7094, would, if sufficiently provoked, tell you: > PLEASE RUN THIS PROGRAM ON SOME OTHER MACHINE >This was a batch system with 2-hour turnaround, so Fortran "syntax error" >diagnostics could get pretty oppressive. At least this one was amusing. Again, this message may not be so silly. I'm using a network of different machines, so we have executables for 80386, RISC and other CPUs. Running a non 80386 executable on a 80386 is not interesting, so the "run on another machine" is strangely appropriate. Certainly better than "cannot execute" "bad magic" or "(!@$$ not found". Jeffrey Jonas jeffj@synsys.uucp
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Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!gmdzi!unido!mcsun!uunet!synsys!jeffj From: jeffj@synsys.UUCP (Jeff Jonas) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Worst error messages of all time. Message-ID: <426@synsys.UUCP> Date: 10 Oct 90 05:37:56 GMT Reply-To: jeffj@synsys.UUCP (Jeff Jonas) Organization: Jeff's House of Electronic Parts Lines: 36 Posted: Wed Oct 10 06:37:56 1990 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit