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In article <5...@enea.se> som...@enea.se (Erland Sommarskog) writes:
>tom reingold (t...@bellcore.com) writes:
>>I heard in the folklore that once a COBOL programmer wrote a program
>>with the sequence below.  Forgive the syntax because I don't know
>>COBOL.  (Big loss!)  It's an approximation.
>>...
>>	IF I = 1 THEN ADD 1 TO COUNTER.
>>	IF I = 2 THEN ADD 2 TO COUNTER.

>I have actually seen such a program. It was not Cobol, but Fortran

Perhaps we all have...

Jon Bentley's `Programming Pearls' contains this and a number of other
anedotes.  The COBOL program he describes had to read numbers in the range
1..500 and print out how many of each it had seen -- the program was a little
over 1500 lines long: 500 initialisations, 500 IF statements and 500 print
statements.

There is a new volume, `More Porgramming Pearls' which is (I think) somewhat
thinner, but still an excellent read.  The new volume includes the anecdote
about the persone who could only log on when he was standing up, not when
seated (no, I won't explain... read the book!).

Lee
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