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Z_Diver <stee...@pilot.msu.edu> wrote in article
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> I heard that with a wratten 37c filter attached to a step-up ring on the
> CP950 that you can capture ghosts, angels, spirits, and demons.  Nikon
put
> this in there, but didn't want to attract too much attention to it - you
> can find a vague reference to it in their pre-release brochures on the
> CP950.  Nothing that I have found indicates that the inferior cameras
from
> Olympus, Kodak, etc. can capture this phenomenon.  Yet another reason
that
> the CP950 is the best camera in the world, for the end of the world.
> 
> Z.
> 
> 
> Rick wrote:
> 
> > Charles wrote:
> > >
> > > Would a digital camera be appropriate for taking pictures of the end
> > > of the world, or should I use my 35mm?
> > >
> > > I am concerned about archival properties.
> > >
> > > charles
> >
> > Not a problem. Scan the pictures and send them to Je...@God.com.
> > That way, if your computer files are lost, there will be a copy,
> > because...
> > Jesus Saves. <g>
> >
> >  The Rev. Recluse
> > Standard Disclaimer applies:
> >   My views in no way reflect those of my church.
> >   If anyone is offended by the above posting and irreligious
> > reference...Not to worry! The Bishop is gonna revoke my certification
> > anyday now. He doesn't share my sense of humor! Go figure! <G>
> 
> 
Hmph. It is well known that the legendary Zeiss P36, a vintage
optschrifteinnen quadra-polar is the end- all of end of it all cameras (not
to mention the ideal companion for ghost-month snap-shots). The P36, or
"blitzCamerin"as it was known in the heydays of the Third Reich, was
ESPECIALLY designed by Nazi engineers to withstand the most vicious
ghost-spirit onslaught imaginable (as slit-gauge tests and monocular
blotters of the time show) without the slightest glimmer of graininess,
able to capture even the blurriest banshee without the least bit of
red-shift shimmerization--a veritable pearl in the eyes of almost every
knowledgeable European and western opti-phile.