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A little funny to brighten your day...
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English 
language  today is the word "fuck".  It is the one magical word which, just

by its sound,  can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.  In language, 
"fuck" falls into  many grammatical categories.  It can be used as a verb, 
both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by 
John), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John).  It can be an action
verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a

fuck), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).  It can also be used as 
 adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck!  I'm late 
for my date with Mary).  It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is
easy, 
fuck she's also stupid).  As you can see, there are very few words with the

overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to 
describe many situations.

 1. Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
 2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
 3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it.!"
 4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
 5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
 6. Disgust "Fuck me."
 7. Confusion "What the fuck..........?"
 8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business."
 9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10 Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11 Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12 Lost  "Where the fuck are we?"
13 Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE."
14 Retaliation "Up your fucking as."
15 Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16 Perplexity "I know fucking all about it."
17 Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18 Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
19 Panic "Lets get the fuck out of here."
20 Directions "Fuck off."
21 Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?

It can be used in anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be political - "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?"
 Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
 General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
 Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
 John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
 Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll."
 Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot can understand that."
 Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her."
 Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
 Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
 Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
 Walt Disney

"Why? - Because it is fucking there!"
 Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain."
 Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
 Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
 John F. Kennedy

I jak?
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