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on Sun, 11 Jan 1998 15:06:30 +0100, Studio OKNO wrote:
|Jacek P. Szymanski napisał(a) w wiadomości: ...
|>Łosiu. Jak nie umiesz pisać na Usenet to może nie powinieneś tego
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|>bzdury piszesz
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|>WinBadziewie
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|>wypociny
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|>nawet żałosna nie jest.
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|Odnoszę czasem wrażenie, że tego typu epitety, opluwanie drugich itp, to się
|staje po prostu obowiązującą "normą" w Usenecie. Zarówno Ty jak i Tobie
|podobni powinni tu otrzymać jakieś specjalne wyróżnienie lub medal za
|pilnowanie tego standardu!

Cóż, jak widać jestem "pełnokrwistym chamem". Niestety nie należę
do ludzi, którzy jak widzą wielkie, śmierdzące gówno powiedzą "Ta
kupka niezbyt ładnie pachnie". Przykro mi. Wszystkim zaś, którzy
są innego zdania dedykuję dość długi wierszyk (z Jargon):

     In the beginning was the plan,
     and then the specification;
     And the plan was without form,
     and the specification was void.

     And darkness
     was on the faces of the implementors thereof;
     And they spake unto their leader,
     saying:
     "It is a crock of shit,
     and smells as of a sewer."

     And the leader took pity on them,
     and spoke to the project leader:
     "It is a crock of excrement,
     and none may abide the odor thereof."

     And the project leader
     spake unto his section head, saying:
     "It is a container of excrement,
     and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."

     The section head then hurried to his department manager,
     and informed him thus:
     "It is a vessel of fertilizer,
     and none may abide its strength."

     The department manager carried these words
     to his general manager,
     and spoke unto him
     saying:
     "It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,
     and it is very strong."

     And so it was that the general manager rejoiced
     and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.
     "It promoteth growth,
     and it is very powerful."

     The Vice President rushed to the President's side,
     and joyously exclaimed:
     "This powerful new software product
     will promote the growth of the company!"

     And the President looked upon the product,
     and saw that it was very good.

-- 
Jacek P. Szymański         | Bad dreams in the night
Network Administrator at   | They told me
BoTar Internet             | I was going to lose the fight
jps@bti.pl                 | Leave behind my wuthering, wuthering
#include <disclaimer.h>    | Wuthering Heights.