🚀 go-pugleaf

Phil, a mechanical engineer, has an accident on the job and dies one
day.  (Lets say he was an aeronautical engineer so this is at least on
topic.)  He heads to 'the gates', but St. Peter doesn't have him on his
list.  So instead he has to go down to hell.

He's there a couple of days and starts thinking, "You know.  This place
sure could use a good air conditioning system."  So Phil starts
designing an air conditioning system, and soon enough there's a good
flow of cool air throughout hell.

Some time later Phil thinks, "Hmm... flush toilets would be really
nice.  I think I could probably rig something up to get flush toilets
working correctly down here."  Phil again sets to work and eventually
comes up with a working design for the plumbing.  All is well.  Hell is
cool and not as smelly.

A short time passes, and God decides to check up and see how Hell is
doing.  To his surprise he sees the "bad" people living in comfort.

"Satan," he exclaims, "what's going on!?  You're not supposed to have
air conditioning and flush toilets!"

Satan replies, "Oh, it's Phil, our engineer.  He's been really great."

God says, "You're not supposed to have engineers!  I'm gonna sue you
Satan!".

"Oh really?" says Satan, "And just where do you think you're going to
find a lawyer?"


Mike Houghton


Steven Begley wrote:
> 
> On Wed, 13 Jan 1999 17:21:57 -0500, "Corey West"
> <cw...@sigconsult-nc.com> wrote:
> 
> >What would be more sad is when he dies, he's in Heaven and you are burning
> >in hell...
> 
> Why would anybody want to go to Heaven where all the goody-goody
> two-shoe yes-sir brigade are, when you can go to Hell and meet far
> more interesting people?
> 
> - Steve