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Article #45Re: Doom is DEAD
From: br...
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 1994 16:03
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 1994 16:03
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>Subject: Re: Doom is DEAD
Hmmmm.
Lets' examine this closely.
STATEMENT = Doom is DEAD
Most Talked-About Game == Doom
Hottest Game (in Sales) == Doom
Best Virtual Reality Game Yet == Doom
Best Action Graphics Lately == Doom
Most Fun Activity Yet == Sex (Well, stats don't lie)
Our stastical analysis of the statement, "Doom is DEAD", cannot be verified
(or Hell, even considered reasonable), using our universally-accepted
Hypothsis Evaluation Techniques (and/or waking up).
Results: STATEMENT = FALSE
Probability of Error = 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000%
CERTIFICATION: Certified by Universal Analysis Systems (UAnal)
P.S.
When presented with the STATEMENT for analysis all respondents replied the
equivalent of:
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(Insert one word from list 1, one from list 2)! Where's my chainsaw!"
List 1 List 2
--------- ---------
Bull Crap
Horse Feces
Like Doodle
Camel Poo
Turkey Ka-Ka
Eat Chittlin'-Slingin's
That's-a-Lotta' Droppin's
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Bruce Rice ;^)
Space Marine First Class (and Director of Customer Complaints)
APO Shores-O-Hell, Inferno 00666
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Flames/Sparks/Friction/Any_Crap_at_All/ > NULL
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Hey, I'm married, I can't even speak for me!
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