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Re: "The Funniest Dirty Jokes of All Time"

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From: Danahy
Date: Thu, 19 Sep 1996 00:00
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Panache wrote:
> 
> On 11 Sep 1996 07:19:04 GMT, JokeMan@fresnet (Spam Boy) spewed forth
> this evil spam:
> 
> Have you ever been in a social situation where everybody has a funny
> joke to tell . . . everyone except you?
> 
> Are you really so maladjusted, lame, and have no social life
> whatsoever that you need to resort to a guide to get laid?
> 
> Do you get your rocks off watching Cinamax late at night 'cause you
> can't get any?
> 
> Are you THAT pitiful?
> 
> This will never happen to you if you order:  "The Funniest Dirty Jokes
> 
> of All Time."
> 
> Or, better yet, you actually get your ass off the damn computer and
> learn so social skills!
> 
> This amazing compilation of zany, filthy, original material will have
> everyone laughing hysterically, and is yours for just $1.00.
> 
> It's only one buck!  "A fool and his money are soon parted".  And you,
> my friend, are the fool!
> 
> Yes, for just a dollar you . . . can be the life of the party!
> 
> And here's a free lesson:  Lamp-shades on your head is a GREAT party
> trick!  Try it and see!
> 
> Send $1.00 in a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:
> (No checks!  Cash is untraceable!)
> 
> I'm a Joke, Man
> 666 East Spam Street
> Lame-O, CA  12345
> 
> (Or, better yet, you can get this shit all for free just by pointing
> your WWW browser to:
> http://www.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor__Jokes__and_Fun/Jokes/)
> 
> --------
> "Only the crazies hang around nursery."

 Go away crack head.
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From: Danahy <dana...@neosoft.com>
Subject: Re: "The Funniest Dirty Jokes of All Time"
Date: 1996/09/19
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