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Article #722326Re: --=+Need money for bills?+=--
From: wal... waldby julian f
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 1997 00:00
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 1997 00:00
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In the future, all computers will be fitted with guns. When you spam from your address, it is like giving enough current to a diode - the floodgates open as the 50,000 person vote passes giving them a few hours to man the gun in your computer. In a movie of the future, there is a touching scene... Son: Dad, why did the computer shoot mama? And why are Coodles and Snowflake all bloody? Father: It's because I sent spam, son. I know I shouldn't have and the Good Lord has seen fit to punish me. At least I have you, son. [A steel-piercing bullet rips through the table they are hiding behind in slow-motion, drilling through wood, finding the boy's heart. Father: No! What have I done! Son [in dying breath]: Curse you, father! Julian -- "Some people further down the road than you and I" /---/=/--//--------~/_o__/-----------======^==[zzz
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From: wal...@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu (waldby julian f) Subject: Re: --=+Need money for bills?+=-- Date: 1997/07/13 Message-ID: <5qb55s$893$1@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> X-Deja-AN: 256647335 References: <33C90D65.436C@netonecom.net> Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.adventure,comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.flight-sim,comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg,comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.sports,comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.strategic,comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.chips,comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.misc,comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.storage,comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.systems,comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.video MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit