🚀 go-pugleaf

G'day me mates, enjoy ya America's Day did ya?  Me old chum Jonesy
told me that there's a new Playstation 3 coming out and it's supposed
to be smaller and cheaper.  You little ripper! It reminds me of this
time a couple of loud mouth Yanks came to town doin a bit of touristy
stuff in their flash rental Range Rover.

So I'm driving me HJ ute  these septic tanks start laughin at me ute
as they are coming out of the pub.  Now sure me ute is a bit long in
the tooth and rough around the edges but she gets the job done doesn't
she?  We're supposed to be nice to tourists around here, but these
muppets have a bit of dutch courage and think they can take the piss
outta me.  So I hopped out and said "What's your problem mate?"  The
big one started rabbiting on about being an MMA champion or some
rubbish.  I said "Isn't that where poofs roll around on the ground?
You're a champion poof are ya mate?" And then he came at me growling
like a porkchop, I'm a bit handy so he didn't scare me at all.  I
kicked him right in the niagras then gave him a quick left and a
bloody hard right and he went down on his knees quicker than Toothless
Terry's mrs on Ladies Night down the pub.  Then I chinned him and
knocked his dopey arse spark out and the other two ran away.

So I had a squiz in the back of their car and saw a couple of slabs of
beer, which I helped meself to.  Then I had an idea.  I called Mick
the Gypo and asked him if he had any need for a flash new Range
Rover.  He came and picked it up and in 3 weeks he'd stripped her down
and sold her to a toffy Range Rover dealer in the city.  And then I
went and bought meself a lovely Holden VE Ute with my cut.  So yeah,
like I said, a smaller PS3 will do the job just fine.

Gotta get back to watchin the Ashes fellas, those poms need to be put
in their place.  Later Cobbers!