🚀 go-pugleaf

That's not funny...
But then again, neither is your mum. But then, people do laugh at her when
she walks down the street ;)
"2. Good graphics chip. Stupids like pretty pictures/6. Programmable
Graphics Unit. Because to stupid people, graphics is
all that matters." Yes, so you went out to bone your PS2 to play a new
version of tetris, not Metal Gear Poo?
"12. 4 Controller ports. No decent 4 player games" Nope. None at all....
It's a shame... I'll drown my sorrow's with a game of Halo.
Man half of what you've said are all the same. There's about 20 individual
statements there, the rest are others rephrased.
But my point is, I am sure that none of us care about the fact that some
poor ass little PS2 owner thinks an Xbox owner is stupid, when they are
clearly jelaous.
How about you just go back to your little house, and your big mum, and have
a quick blaze on metal gear solid, yeah? I'll stick to Halo thank you very
much.
Josh


"g@meB0y" <g...@meB0y.com> wrote in message news:3CB9ED9A.3A0176E4@meB0y.com...
> hahaha funny. Its true, its true!
>
>
> Jimmery wrote:
> >
> > f.a.q.
> > 50 reasons why Xbox is for stupid people to own
> >
> > 1. 733Mhz Processor. Big number innit? Stupids are easily impressed by
> > big numbers. Shame they get confused over little details like CISC
> > instruction handling, 128k cache and aluminum wiring.
> >
> > 2. Good graphics chip. Stupids like pretty pictures.
> >
> > 3. 64Mb RAM. Big numbers again? Yes this is another big number that
> > gets stupids excited. Again the details like DDR, high latency and
> > 133Mhz get ignored to avoid confusing the stupids.
> >
> > 4. Unified Memory. Unlike every console that has gone before with
> > specialized bits of memory dedicated to specific tasks, lets have a
> > time sliced, high latency, jack of all trades and master of none
> > memory. Call it "unified" and its sure to impress those who don't know
> > shit about hardware.
> >
> > 5. Special Video Features. Like realistic boob wobble. A sure sell to
> > all those immature spotty freaks who have yet to experience the
> > opposite sex.
> >
> > 6. Programmable Graphics Unit. Because to stupid people, graphics is
> > all that matters.
> >
> > 7. Dual Pixel/Vertex Shaders. There are still xbox owners out there
> > trying to figure out what a Vertex is.
> >
> > 8. Made by Microsoft.
> >
> > 9. Nvidia powered Graphics and Sound. For all those stupid people who
> > are trying to figure out what the controllers are for, here is some
> > nice pictures and music to keep you entertained.
> >
> > 10. Most amount of Sound Channels of any console. In the world of
> > stupids, those extra few channels really add to gameplay.
> >
> > 11. Real-time Dolby Digital 5.1. An often heard cry of the stupid xbox
> > owners, who never realized that the xbox was intended to be more than
> > just an audio unit.
> >
> > 12. 4 Controller ports. No decent 4 player games.
> >
> > 13. Built-in Hard Drive. Which the stupids often tell us will never
> > experience the same problems a HDD has under Windows 2000 such as
> > fragmentation and bad sectors. What kernel was controlling the xbox
> > HDD?? The win2k one? Thought so.
> >
> > 14. Built-in Hard Drive reduces Loading Times. Apparently. Even thought
> > there is little difference in the PS2 and xbox load times, i doubt
> > stupids would ever check it out for themselves.
> >
> > 15. Comfortable controllers with an analogue interface. For
> > neanderthals and other primitive life forms.
> >
> > 16. Uses DVD. Just don't tell the stupids that the other consoles also
> > use DVD.
> >
> > 17. Scratches, copies and plays music CDs with ease.
> >
> > 18. Higher Quality DVD movie playback over PS2. For even more money
> > than you had so shell out for the rip off machine in the first place.
> > Suckers!
> >
> > 19. Breakaway connectors for the controllers reduce Xbox falling. After
> > all it is big and heavy with a delicate HDD in there, and you know how
> > clumsy stupid people are dragging their knuckles across the floor all
> > the time.
> >
> > 20. 2 peripheral slots on the controller. You mean like the peripheral
> > slots on other consoles that was barely used? Of course, to stupid
> > people memory cards (per console) are a waste of money, but add ons
> > (per controller) are a bargain.
> >
> > 21. Harddrive means no need to buy a memory card ever. Stupids are
> > direct descendants of cave dwellers, and have no need to leave their
> > home. This renders the versatility of memory cards a bit useless.
> >
> > 22. Built-in Ethernet Adaptor. Shame most stupids don't realize that
> > their normal phone line wont work with this.
> >
> > 23. PC-like Hardware Architecture for Developer ease. Not that it is a
> > PC you understand. LOL!
> >
> > 24. Best Launch games portfolio in Australian history ever. But not in
> > America, Japan or Europe. Or anywhere else for that matter.
> >
> > 25. First Successful American console ever, of course it has only been
> > successful in America and no where else. The xboxes success in any
> > particular country is inversely proportional to the average IQ of that
> > country.
> >
> > 26. Widescreen and HDTV support. Because to stupid people, graphics is
> > all that matters.
> >
> > 27. Growing Develop Support. Mainly from second rate developers. Not
> > that stupids could tell the difference of course.
> >
> > 28. Hard Drive allows custom soundtracks. That is of course if you can
> > get the xbox to read your CDs without turning them into beer coasters.
> >
> > 29. Broadband connection only. Which is ok seeing as stupids spend most
> > of their time watching cable tv from their trailer home.
> >
> > 30. Certain Games only on Xbox. Most of them are "stupid" editions,
> > like DOA3 which is basically DOA2 with nicer graphics and more scantily
> > clad females.
> >
> > 31. HALO. Just don't tell the stupids that it will be out on the PC with
> > online support and better resolution.
> >
> > 32. Dead or Alive 3. A game that the stupids will tell you could not be
> > done on any other console. Of course it could because its just DOA2
> > with the graphics to keep those stupids happy and little else.
> >
> > 33. Not so bright future for not so bright xbox owners.
> >
> > 34. Over 200 games in Development. What the stupids don't know is that
> > 99% of them are ports from the PS2, Gamecube or PC.
> >
> > 35. Built-in controller force feedback. Of course stupids wont realize
> > this has been standard with most games for the last 4 years.
> >
> > 36. Ported Games from other systems receive updates. Again, like what
> > has nearly always happened with other ports in the past.
> >
> > 37. Getting some of the best PS2 games. Lets emphasize to the stupids
> > that the xbox will be getting ports, ports and more ports.
> >
> > 38. A game for every stupid person.
> >
> > 39. LAN capabilities for games. On the assumption you can get your
> > stupid friend to drag his xbox around to yours, and then return because
> > he forgot his TV as well, and then realize that you don't have the right
> > wires to connect the two.
> >
> > 40. User-friendly interface. Well it has to be if you are marketing the
> > xbox to stupid people.
> >
> > 41. Constantly growing fanbase. Stupid people are not best known for
> > their family planning expertise, and are reproducing at a scary rate.
> >
> > 42. Popular developers develop for Xbox, but they always remember the
> > target audience - which is why no xbox game has more than 15 hours of
> > game time in there.
> >
> > 43. More stupid games than the competition. The two best racers on the
> > xbox are one that involves turning 90 corners every few meters, and
> > another where you can only race against the clock. Joy.
> >
> > 44. Home theatre setup compatible. Just don't tell the stupids that this
> > is common in most modern electronic entertainment appliances.
> >
> > 45. No constant game delays. Just games which can be completed in a few

> > hours with no extra features or cheats.
> >
> > 46. Optimized for the future. Which is why the xbox accepts patches,
> > updates and bug fixes.
> >
> > 47. Sleek in Design. Sleek to a stupid neanderthal is anything that is
> > smaller than their extended anal cavity.
> >
> > 48. No unfulfilled promises. Just lots of lies, hype and bullshit
> > especially created for all you stupid people to put you into a world of
> > denial.
> >
> > 49. Fast and Responsive Customer Care Service. Which is of course why
> > three of Japans biggest electronics retails refused to sell the xbox
> > for a few weeks until Microsoft sorted their Customer Care Service.
> >
> > 50. More unoriginal titles, more lies and bullshit, more ports from
> > other systems, more large deceptive numbers, more marketing toward
> > stupid people, more denial from the xbox fanboys, and more clones of
> > old PSX games with better graphics. But to stupid people graphics is
> > all that really counts as they cant play games for shit.
> >
> > Special Thanks to ANGRY for the inspiration. I now await a barrage of
> > denial.