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George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the raport here about the new leader of China.
George: Great! Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the UN.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: No Yassir! The guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the UN?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!  (Condi
picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. Maybe we should send
some to the guy of China. And the Middle East.


Nowojorska sekunda - najrótsza jednostka czasu we wszechświecie, równa
odstępowi
między zmianą świateł na zielone a uruchomieniem klaksonu przez
taksówkę z tyłu (T. Pratchett)


 Nie chcę podwyżki, po co trzynastki
> To wszystko tylko szczęścia namiastki
> A szczęście dla mnie - to praca szczera:
> Dwanaście godzin przy komputerach.
>
> Nie wzbraniaj Ojcze! Precz z oczu Matko!
> Nie dla mnie żona i dzieci stadko.
> Jeść, spać, dorastać - Ja pragnę w biurze!
> I umrzeć - z dłońmi na klawiaturze...
 Nie chcę podwyżki, po co trzynastki
> To wszystko tylko szczęścia namiastki
> A szczęście dla mnie - to praca szczera:
> Dwanaście godzin przy komputerach.
>
> Nie wzbraniaj Ojcze! Precz z oczu Matko!
> Nie dla mnie żona i dzieci stadko.
> Jeść, spać, dorastać - Ja pragnę w biurze!
> I umrzeć - z dłońmi na klawiaturze...


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