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[OT] Only in America

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From: Tomasz Radko
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 11:06
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There is a supreme-court justice in New York named Donna Mills -- no, 
not the dreamy actress from Knots Landing -- and she is on trial for 
drunk driving.

Boy, was she drunk. Justice Mills slammed her dad's vintage 
Rolls-Royce into two parked cars; she was so drunk, she couldn't get 
out of the Rolls. When the cops came, she said -- of course, because 
this is America! -- "Are you arresting me because I'm black?"

No, they weren't. They were arresting her because she was drunk as a 
skunk and had plowed into two cars.

But here's the beauty part (or a further beauty part): The two cops 
arresting her -- a man and a woman -- were themselves black.

But that doesn't matter: The justice's principal defense at trial is 
still racial.
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Subject: [OT] Only in America
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