🚀 go-pugleaf

1.  I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.  An 
now that
you've come into my life...
?(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2.  I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
?(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3.  As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
?(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4.  Congratulations on your promotion.  Before you go....
?(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?  You'll 
probably need
it again.

5.  Someday I hope to marry...
?(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6.  Happy Birthday!  You look great for your age....
?(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7.  When we were together, you said you'd die for me.
?(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.

8.  We've been friends for a very long time...
?(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9.  I'm so miserable without you...
?(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10.  Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.....
?(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11.  You are such a good friend.  If we were on a sinking ship and 
there was
only one life jacket...
?(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12.  Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your 
birthday.
?(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13.  Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Kentucky)

14.  Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...
?(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15.  congratulations on your wedding day!...
?(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.