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On 8 Maj, 21:24, Rafael 3D <nom...@qwerty.uk> wrote:
> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
> between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
> Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
> He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
> sausage.
> Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
> Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.
> He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
> and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
> Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
> in? We haven't got any money!!'
> Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers!
> They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage
> through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
> The barman noticed  them, went berserk, and threw them out
> They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for
> free.
> At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more
> of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me.
> Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I
> lost the sausage in.'

Slyszalem go w polsce w '95 chyba ;)
Juz nie jest tak smieszny jak kiedys

Dan