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Recieved from Hans-Marc Olsen on 11/20/2004 3:59 PM:
> X-Com is EVIL,it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If X-COM is evil, I don't want to be good.

> 
> If you like X-Com, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.

Umm... I think you have "Demon" mixed up with "Chryssalid."

> 
> So stop playing this evil game now to save your soul.
> 

Fine, I'll stop playing. But only because you asked me to. I'm going to 
go run a roleplaying game instead... Oops, those have been noted as the 
work of the devil, too.

> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
> 

I can only imagine Armageddon... Satan walking around with a clipboard...
"Murders? Check."
"Rapists? Check."
"People who played X-COM? Check."
"We can go now."

> X-Com is evil, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only
> heretics and witches like X-Com.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
> 

Why is it that the religious fundamentalists are always the ones who 
DON'T know the definition of words like "Blasphemy?" And those witch 
burnings in Salem sure solved that problem, didn't it?

> X-Com was programmed by SATAN in HELL'S KITCHEN!

This I can agree with. Once X-COM sold out to Hasborg, I never forgave 
the designers, and considered them on par with Satan. However, you ARE 
mistaken on one point... X-COM was programmed in England, wasn't it? Not 
a neighborhood in New York.

Besides, with Daredevil jumping around and causing such a ruckus, no one 
could have programmed such a fantastic game while living in that 
neighborhood.

-- 
Francois
Prime Directive Online
http://www.primedirectiveonline.com

"Francois" <NOSPAMfrancois@primedirectiveonline.comNOSPAM> wrote in message 
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> Recieved from Hans-Marc Olsen on 11/20/2004 3:59 PM:
>> X-Com is EVIL,it's the work of the devil, made to collect
>> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If X-COM is evil, I don't want to be good.
>
>>
>> If you like X-Com, you will lose your soul to be damned
>> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
>> for all eternity.
>
> Umm... I think you have "Demon" mixed up with "Chryssalid."
>
>>
>> So stop playing this evil game now to save your soul.
>>
>
> Fine, I'll stop playing. But only because you asked me to. I'm going to
> go run a roleplaying game instead... Oops, those have been noted as the
> work of the devil, too.
>
>> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
>> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
>> prevent Armageddon.
>>
>
> I can only imagine Armageddon... Satan walking around with a clipboard...
> "Murders? Check."
> "Rapists? Check."
> "People who played X-COM? Check."
> "We can go now."
>
>> X-Com is evil, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only
>> heretics and witches like X-Com.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>>
>
> Why is it that the religious fundamentalists are always the ones who
> DON'T know the definition of words like "Blasphemy?" And those witch
> burnings in Salem sure solved that problem, didn't it?

well I supposed that it may have to do with fundamentalist being unable to 
read.
Remember, like the taliban, education is second to memorizing scripture ect.


>> X-Com was programmed by SATAN in HELL'S KITCHEN!
>
> This I can agree with. Once X-COM sold out to Hasborg, I never forgave
> the designers, and considered them on par with Satan. However, you ARE
> mistaken on one point... X-COM was programmed in England, wasn't it? Not
> a neighborhood in New York.
>
> Besides, with Daredevil jumping around and causing such a ruckus, no one
> could have programmed such a fantastic game while living in that
> neighborhood.


Righto, England.  Of course remember scripture does not mean you know 
anything about geograhpy, or that geography might even be considered.

And I think I've eaten in Hells Kitchen, its pretty doubtful ANY programing 
was accomplished there.



Raille

Some fake name <probably some fake address> wrote in message
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> X-Com is EVIL,it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
*snip*

Stop spamming the newsgroups, ok?

Yeah, everybody, I think he has a point.  If we want to be like him we 
should stop playing x-com.

...

Now where'd I put that game disk?

-Koralt (or somesuch)



(not withstanding that this flame is manifestly posited jokingly)

/*  You wrote:

 X-Com is EVIL,it's the work of the devil, made to collect
 your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

 If you like X-Com, you will lose your soul to be damned
 for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
 for all eternity.

 So stop playing this evil game now to save your soul.

 Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
 your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
 prevent Armageddon.

 X-Com is evil, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only
 heretics and witches like X-Com.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

 X-Com was programmed by SATAN in HELL'S KITCHEN!

*/

Joshua Day <joshd@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>Yeah, everybody, I think he has a point.  If we want to be like him we 
>should stop playing x-com.
>
>...
>
>Now where'd I put that game disk?
>
>-Koralt (or somesuch)

Hey Koralt made any games lately? Hahahaha.