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> Ha!  You deviant!  Philistine!  Luddite! (and so forth).  Daddy's will
> always be superior, oh unenlightened one. (snigger).  Still, what do you
> expect from someone who prefers cheese toasties to bacon butties... :-P

Pah., nonsesne.
HP Sauce is the only genuine and original brown sauce, which since 1899 has
set the standard for Quality.
Everyone's favourite, this legendary and uniquely distinctive taste
sensation is the result of HP's dedication
to sourcing the highest quality ingredients and using a closely guarded
secret recipie.

Actually I think that was a bit over the top. Looks like some marketing guy
was given the task of filling the blank spot on the label and got a bit
carried away. I don't think he can really have been serious with the
legendary bit and honestly, "sourcing the highest quality ingredients" there
must be against using a pun like that on innocent civilians.
But the Queen eats it so it can't be bad can it. Can you say that about
Daddy's sauce?

Trajen