🚀 go-pugleaf

"Trajen" wrote

> JURER>Yes Yer'hnur
> JUDGE>Foreman of the Jury how do you judge Terror From The Deep's Ship
> Missions on the charge of being boring and repetitive
> JURER>We judge them guilty
> JUDGE>And is this the verdict of you all?
> JURER> well, yeah spose...
> JUDGE>Well is it or not?
> JURER>Well we all agree except for one but when we went into the room to
> decide he went all green and sorta funny and then when we all said we
> thought they were.. well.. not the most thrilling of watery escapades he
> started frothin' at the mouth and shoutin'
> JUDGE> So he was judged unfit for the task
> JURER> well we had to hit him with a chair after he attacked kev, and he
> kinda blanked out a bit after that. We had them take him away and calm
down
> a bit.
>
> Court Verdict
>
> TFTD Ship Missions Boring and Repetitive. By a Unanimous verdict.
> Under doctors orders detonate was to avoid excitment.
> The asylum he was put in let him entertain himself by playing Ship
missions
> from TFTD.

You bastards!  The jury was rigged/got to!  This is the worse drum head
court I've ever seen!!!

Stewards enquiry! Drugs test! Photo finish!

I didn't even get defence representation!

I WANT A RE-TRAIL!!!