🚀 go-pugleaf

Robert Bohnenberger DMD <rtb...@erols.com> wrote in message
news:38CEB969.5D7B@erols.com...
> First of all, BWAHAHAHAHA! ROTFLMAO! LOL! ARF! SNIGGER! ETC!
>
> <Ahem> I feel better now.
>
> Ethereal Bob wrote:
> >
> > "Shaun Green" <sh...@REMOVEshaungreen.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:sct327f3a5n128@corp.supernews.com...
> > > Trajen <tra...@davenet.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:8am1p8$5ed$1@gxsn.com...
> > > >
> > > > Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged became immortal by accident.
> > > > He couldn't handle the lifestyle and so decided to insult the
> > universe.
> > > > Not just in a general way but to insult everybody individually in
> > > alphabetic
> > > > order.
> > > > I presume that was yours.
> > >
> > > So what comes after Bohnenberger?  I think that if he's only on the
> > B's,
> > > I've a while to wait yet.
> >
> > I have a feeling that Wowbagger is going to be a *very* long while, yet.
> > There seems to have been an unfortunate accident involving Mr.
> > Bohnenberger's DNA and a Sectoid cloning facility on a remote planet
> > within the outer rim of the galaxy.
>
> Unfortunate depends on your perspective.  For you unfortunate mortals,
> yes, but for me...?

Is it at all possible to kill a dentist?  Will intense exposure to extreme
tooth decay eventually cause the destruction of a dentist-being, or is your
species completely unstoppable?

> > Apparently, one of the cloning technicians was trying to install Quake
> > III onto the lab computer after hours and corrupted the system
> > mainframe.
>
> It wasn't quake, it was "Leisure Suit Larry".

Hmmm...  Which one?

> > The Sectoids, unable to regain control of the system,
> > escaped by shuttle to orbit, where they remotely destroyed all means of
> > leaving the planet, hoping the system would wear out and all of the
> > Bohnenbergers would eventually starve to death.

Well, I guess even Sectoids are scared of dentists...  Personally I've
conquered that fear, but it is understandable that a species which has never
before encountered the dentist-being would be terrified.  Poor things, if
they had only known what they unleashed...

> > Alas, it is now five years later and there are millions of Bohnenbergers
> > roaming the surface, and the cloning vats are still in operation. It
> > appears the Bohnenbergers, after originally resorting to cannabilism for
food,
> > have implimented massive farms, and maintained the cloning vats.
> > The Sectoids have tried to go back and destroy the cloning facility, and
> > release poisons into the atmosphere to exterminate this race of
> > dentists, but it seems that the Bohnenbergers have devloped their own
> > space fleet, based on designs from the Sectoid libraries, and driven off
> > the intruders.
>
> The sectoids were no match for the Hegemony of Bohnenberger.

You monster!  It was never a fair fight, and you know it!  They wet their
pants every time they heard the words "open your mouth high, please", and
you and your fellow dentist-Bohnenbergers used it shamelessly!  I shudder at
the mere thought of the torture they must have gone through (unless you were
all too hungry to wait for the torture?)

> Don't forget the infamous Extraction Forceps class destroyers or the
> dreaded Root Canal class space carriers, which carry clouds of insidious
> Bicuspid fighters. MWAHAHAHAHAH!

OHMIGOD, you evil, evil man!

> > I pity poor Wowbagger. Can you imagine the horror of a planet full of
> > portly, mustachioed dentists, all peering into one another's ears?

No.

> -Robert Bohnenberger DMD, Grand High Commander of the Bohnenberger
> InvasionForces, coming soon to a theater near you.

--
Archibald von Nacho, anti-Bohnenberger-dentist-creature-bastardman activist