🚀 go-pugleaf

Ethereal Bob <ethere...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:upxz4.7035$pg1.13760@news2.mco...
>
> I have a feeling that Wowbagger is going to be a *very* long while, yet.
> There seems to have been an unfortunate accident involving Mr.
> Bohnenberger's DNA and a Sectoid cloning facility on a remote planet
> within the outer rim of the galaxy.

How disastrously unfortunate.
<snip following explanation for fear of dying laughing again>

> So, as you can see, it will be a long time until Wowbagger can resume
> his rounds, and unless the cloning vats should cease operation, perhaps
> not ever. So, if you would like, Shaun, perhaps I could insult you in
> his stead?

That will not be necessary, Ethereal lackey.
For, this fool, this cadaver, is now property of the MIND and the QUEEN and
the SWARM and the SPAWN.  In a matter of minutes he will have constructed
the first dimension gate for us - from playing cards!  Muhahaha, you
starspawn fools would enver have expected that, and you will pay for it.
Prepare to reap the whirlwind of the alien dimension, muhaha-
<pause>
Um, never mind.  Looks like someone wants to play Solitaire.  The dimension
gate project has been put on hold whilst it is forcibly dismembered.  Ahem.
So, yes.  X-COM then.


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Keep trying new things; love like you've never been burnt; and eat jam.