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13 total messages Started by Brian Raab Wed, 06 Oct 2004 01:24
Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161107
Author: Brian Raab
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 01:24
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Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Wing Commander, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop playing this evil game now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Wing Commander is evil, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only
heretics and witches like Wing Commander.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !

Wing Commander is the game of hell, written by SATAN !
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161108
Author: Kevin Scholl
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 03:00
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Brian Raab wrote:
> Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
> 
> If you like Wing Commander, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
> 
> So stop playing this evil game now to save your soul.
> 
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
> 
> Wing Commander is evil, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only
> heretics and witches like Wing Commander.And heretics and witches
> shall BURN !
> 
> Wing Commander is the game of hell, written by SATAN !

Mmm-kay. :)

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Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161109
Author: Glenn Janot
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 04:37
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Is it just me, or everyone, I can't get the joke no matter how often I read
this
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161110
Author: Death
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 05:41
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On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 06:37:17 +0200, "Glenn Janot" <son-goku@arcor.de>
wrote:

> Is it just me, or everyone, I can't get the joke no matter how often I read
> this

The joke is the person who's posting these, actually. Same brain
surgeon posted similar posts to literally hundreds of newsgroups, a
while back, and like this time it was done through DejaGoo.

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Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
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Author: Bateau
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 06:15
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"Glenn Janot" <son-goku@arcor.de> wrote:
>Is it just me, or everyone, I can't get the joke no matter how often I read
>this

I think he is attempting to troll every group on usenet.
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161112
Author: Karl Frank
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 09:08
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Brian Raab wrote:

> Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[more sensless bable snipped]

Mkay - cute. Now my question would be: is this some kind of spam 
software where you have to enter a keyword "Wing Commander" and a 
newsgroup and it starts spamming or is the person whacko enough to do it 
by hand?

--
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000
has a chance of becoming a human being.

[Delete the karl after the @ to avoid my spam trap]
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161113
Author: Death
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 12:30
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 10:08:01 +0100, Karl Frank <karl@karl.frank.name>
wrote:

> Brian Raab wrote:
> 
> > Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> > your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
> [more sensless bable snipped]
> 
> Mkay - cute. Now my question would be: is this some kind of spam 
> software where you have to enter a keyword "Wing Commander" and a 
> newsgroup and it starts spamming or is the person whacko enough to do it 
> by hand?

Nah, just manual posts. This clown has been spraying all over usenet
with various crap, all x-posted to alt.evil and can.vlsi.

Haven't peeked into alt.evil, and can.vlsi isn't on the bellsouth
server, but I'm guessing the a.e folks (if any) are finding his stupid
attempts to stir stuff up quite boring. Anything with "evil" in the
name tends to attract the folks who wouldn't even be half right if
they think they have wit.

SubCrid Death
-- 
Official Net.Nazi, LOAF's Merry Guild http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/
ICQ UIN 3908950  <http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3908950>
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Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
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Author: Glenn Janot
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 15:07
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On second thought, Wing Commander IS evil :-)

It made me play for days and nights, always trying to kill some more
Kilrathi, desperately trying to save the Border Worlds or trying to fly
better than some insects and rescuing Commander Blair from their grasp
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161115
Author: MCheu
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 15:52
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On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 17:07:19 +0200, "Glenn Janot" <son-goku@arcor.de>
wrote:

>On second thought, Wing Commander IS evil :-)
>
>It made me play for days and nights, always trying to kill some more
>Kilrathi, desperately trying to save the Border Worlds or trying to fly
>better than some insects and rescuing Commander Blair from their grasp
>

Darn.  Demoted again...  The guy just can't catch a break.
---------------------------------------------

MCheu
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161116
Author: Death
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 17:10
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 11:52:01 -0400, MCheu <mpcheu@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 17:07:19 +0200, "Glenn Janot" <son-goku@arcor.de>
> wrote:
> 
> >On second thought, Wing Commander IS evil :-)
> >
> >It made me play for days and nights, always trying to kill some more
> >Kilrathi, desperately trying to save the Border Worlds or trying to fly
> >better than some insects and rescuing Commander Blair from their grasp
> 
> Darn.  Demoted again...  The guy just can't catch a break.

Yeah, but still that's better than the demotion to KIA, in the fiction
for WCSO.

SubCrid Death
-- 
Official Net.Nazi, LOAF's Merry Guild http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/
ICQ UIN 3908950  <http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3908950>
A Meeting of Minds <http://nohbody.com/schtuff/meeting.html> - a
(mostly) cliche-free first contact story (updated periodically)
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161117
Author: Beowulf
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 05:49
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Brian Raab wrote:
> Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
> 
> If you like Wing Commander, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
> 
> So stop playing this evil game now to save your soul.
> 
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
> 
> Wing Commander is evil, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only
> heretics and witches like Wing Commander.And heretics and witches
> shall BURN !
> 
> Wing Commander is the game of hell, written by SATAN !

Haven't seen this much excitment on this ng for awhile.  Been too busy 
watching WC Academy (see www.wcnews.com if you are unaware).

Doc took me off the flight roster until I can grip a joystick again.

But after this guys rant, I am motivated to return to duty.  Lets see, 
ebay has some good deals on WCIII and IV....
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161118
Author: Christian Schmadalla
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 15:50
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Brian Raab wrote:
> 
> Wing Commander is EVIL [...]

Ignore this troll, he (she/it?) is doing this on more groups (e.g.
alt.fan.enya, alt.games.doom2). Seems to be the same line everywhere. 

-- 

Christian Schmadalla
Re: Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the game of the DEVIL !
#161119
Author: Spalls Hurgenson
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 17:29
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On 5 Oct 2004 18:24:34 -0700, kaisers_sun@yahoo.com (Brian Raab)
wrote:

>Wing Commander is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
>your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

Well, he might have a point; Wing Commander may very well be evil.

* It distracts us from our families and friends

* Because of it we join strange cults (CIC) worshipping it.

* It encourages a life of sloth, sitting in front of the computer for
hours at a time.

* It's been the cause of several flame wars

* It still has the power to corrupt the innocent minds of newcomers
despite its aging graphics; obviously black magic must be involved.

* It was developed by people in Texas. Everybody knows people in Texas
are totally evil :-)

Yup, netcraft confirms it: Wing Commander is evil



(anyway, even if the original post is a troll, you have to admit, it
got conversation started in here for the first time in months. Who
said trolls have no use? :)
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