🚀 go-pugleaf

On Sun, 19 Jan 1997 20:49:18 -0500, orc <orc...@aol.com> wrote:

<content altered to thwart twits>

>For $5.00 you can add your name to five mailing lists.  In return,
>people will send you a dollar to be added to your mailing list. 
>We are paying for a service. A legal service consisting of using 
>the Internet to assemble a mailing list of people who are interested
>in working from home using their computers to generate an income.
>*********************************************************************
>Ok...if your interested there are just two basic steps: 
>
>Obtain five sheets of paper with of course stamps and envelopes. 
>Write your full name and address on each sheet, with the words: 
>"Please place me on your mailing list" enclose a one dollar bill and
>mail it to the following five addresses: 
>*********************************************************************
>* Carina 4605 Henri-Bourassa                                            <snip>
>* Daniel PO Box                                                                  <snip>
>* A.Jons.Gilfach                                                                   <snip>
>* Jeroen Secuianu                                                               <snip>
>* ORC 13 Nasfod Avenue Balmer Me 00028-5004             <rotflmfao>
>**********************************************************************
>OK, now delete Carina from the list, and add your name as the 5th one
>under mine(orc 13 Nasfod) and post your new letter at least 2000 times
>into varioius newgroups. This should return 500 names (and dollars) to
>you.  Think about it: It's legal and it is very, very fast.  So what are
>you waiting for?

This AOL'er forgot the most important point.  Screw all the people who are
already on the list.  Put YOUR OWN NAME on the last line of the list, and
some of your friends on the next lines.

Oh yeah, and don't bother sending this goon ORC any money.  What for?  

By the way, when he said it's legal, you don't think, you know, that he's a
f**king moron aol loser who knows jack sh*t, maybe?

Slu...@party.com
"If morons could fly, the sky would be pitch black"
(Red Eldorado)