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In article <Spam I am.>, "Will Billy" <im@po.tent> wrote:

Inbreeding...

> IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN!!
 
>  HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND ON LOTTERIES? 

nothing.

>  HOW MUCH DOES $5 BUY AT MCDONALD'S?  AND DO YOU REALLY
> ENJOY IT?

The secret is to order the Big Mac WITHOUT onions.  That way
they have to make one fresh.  Delicioso!

>  HOW MUCH DOES ONE MAGAZINE COST?  MORE THAN THIS DOES MOST
> LIKELY...

Hmmm...  buy a magazine or send one dollar bills to people that
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.?.?  Toughie!
  
>  I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could
>  make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5.

You saw one article?  I saw ten thousand of them.

>  Who'd believe that?  

Obviously...  you.

>  I thought it was a huge joke. 

I think you are a huge joke.  Send me a dollar for being an idiot.

> I talkes to all my friends,

Yes, I talkes to all of my friends sometimes too.  I also takes 
many english classes at school.

>  I decided that even if I had to throw $5 into
>  the fire, it wouldn't hurt my wallet that much

This sounds like a catch phrase from the Roaring 20's.  Remember
what happened in the 30's???

>  If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why

...you should be allowed to reproduce.

>  The procedure is simple: 
  
  1) I get scammed.

  2) I post this annoying article on every group from rec.cooking
  to alt.waldo.
  
  3) In desperation I pray that there are actually five people out there
  as stupid as I was.

>  GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ALL, and remember, play fair and you'll
>  win, I don't want to mention what might happen to those who
>  won't. 

Yeah, they'll end up dropping soap with you as their shower caddy.

Get bent.

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