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Article #353838Re: MARILYN MANSON IS THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!!!
From: Tom Nooning
Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 00:00
Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 00:00
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$$$README!$$$
It actually works.
Dear Friend,
Greetings! I am a retired Attorney, and about two years ago a man came
to me with a letter. The letter he brought me is basically the letter
in your hands. He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was
legal. I told him that I would review it and get back to him. When I
first read the letter my new client brought me I thought it was some
off-the-wall idea to make money However, a week and-a-half later we met
in my office to discuss the issue. I told him the letter he originally
brought to me was not 100% legal. I suggested a few changes with
which the letter would be 100% legal.
I was curious about this letter, and my client told me how this plan
works and suggested that I give it a try. I thought it was a long
shot and would be a waste of time, so I decided against participating.
However, before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated of his
results. About two months later he called me to tell me he had received
over $800,000 in cash!! I didn't believe him, so he suggested that I
try this idea and find out for myself. I thought about it for a couple
of days and decided that I didn't really have anything to lose, so I
asked my client for a copy of the letter. I followed the instructions
exactly, sent out 200 copies, and sure enough, the money started
arriving! It came slowly at first, but after 3 weeks, I was getting
more mail than I could open in a day! The money stopped coming after
about three months. I kept a precise record of my earnings, and they
totaled $968,498.00!!
I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but anyone in the legal
profession, or even anyone who owns their own business will tell you,
there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself that if
things worked out, I would retire from my job and travel. I decided to
try the letter again, but this time I sent out 500 letters. Well, three
months later, my earnings totaled $2,344,178.00!!! I just could not
believe it. I met with my former client (and now my friend) for lunch
to find out how it worked. He told me there are quite a few similar
letters going around. What made THIS ONE DIFFERENT WAS THE FACT THAT 6
ADDRESSES APPEAR ON THE LIST, AND NOT 5 LIKE MOST OF THE OTHERS. This
fact alone results in your name being on far more returns. Of course I
was thankful that he had shown this plan to me, but he was just as
thankful that I had suggested the changes to ensure that this plan was
legal since most people don't want to risk doing something illegal.
I'll bet that by now you are curious to know the little change I
suggested in my friend's original letter. Well, if you sent a letter
like this out, to be legal you must actually sell a product or service
if you expect to receive a dollar. I told my friend that anyone sending
a dollar back to him must receive something in return. You have
received this letter due to the participation of each of the 6 persons
given below. This letter and the plan given within this letter are a
"product" that you have received. Thus, you will be sending $1.00 to
each of the 6 persons given below in exchange for receiving this letter
and for asking them to provide the "service" of adding you on their
mailing list.
THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS A 100% LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY WHICH
IS COVERED IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND 1342 OF THE POSTAL AND
LOTTERY LAWS.
___________________________________________________________________
NOW, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE TRIED AND TRUE STEPS TO OBTAIN THE AMOUNT
YOU DESIRE:
1 Immediately send a $1 dollar bill to each of the 6 people on the list
below. Wrap this dollar in a note with the words: "Please put me on
your mailing list." (Remember, in this way, you're not just sending a
dollar to someone; you're paying for a legitimate service.) Include
your address. You do not need to include your name. This is the key
to the program! Also, let each person know what number they are in
your letter so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the $1.00
from. Make sure that you retain EVERY name and/or address sent to
you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names
and notes that people send to you. This is PROOF that you are truly
providing a service, and should the I.R.S. or some other government
agency question you, you can provide them with this proof! Therefore
, you will start a list of all the people who send you a dollar
requesting to be added on a mailing list. Actually, you will want
to safeguard this list because it can generate even better responses
and much more money later! See step #4 below.
2 Remove the name next to the #1 on the list, and move the rest of
the names up one position. Then place your name in the #6 spot.
Thus, #6 becomes #5, #4 becomes #3, etc., and YOU will be #6 on the
list. DO NOT EDIT THIS LETTER ANYMORE BEYOND THIS POINT. When you
are mailing this letter, you may edit the references to the Internet.
3 Post this letter in at least 250 newsgroups, I do 5 groups per post.
You can simply copy the contents of this letter and paste it to the
newsgroups of your choice.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please pay attention to the newsgroups in which you
post. If there is an abundance of similar letters, you may want to
seek another newsgroup. Thus, pay respect to the harmony of the
newsgroup and use common sense. There are plenty of newsgroups on
the Internet. (I think there are close to 18,000 of them.) ALSO,
PLEASE POST IN APPROPRIATE GROUPS AND SPREAD YOUR POSTINGS OVER MANY
DIFFERENT LOCAL & INTERNATIONAL AREAS (SPREAD THE WORD)!
For added success, you can also mail this letter as well, in addition
to posting in newsgroups. Order 200 (or more) names from a mailing
list company. Two that have been most effective for these names are:
S.E. Mailing List Advon Distributors
P. O. Box 15061 P. O. Box B-11
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33318S helly, ID 83274
(954) 742-9519 (800) 992-3866
4 Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time. Also
keep EACH AND EVERY NAME AND ADDRESS SENT TO YOU as instructed in #1.
Then, send out more copies in about 6 months, but mail it to the
addresses you receive (your new mailing list) with each dollar! It
will work again, only much better!
Here are the addresses that you must send a dollar to with your slip
of paper requesting placement on their mailing list, as instructed
above:
1. Greg Thompson 11833 E Idaho Dr Aurora Co 80012
2. Boxholder, P.O. Box 385205, Waikoloa, Hawaii 96738
3. T. Liu, 511 Beacon St. #7, Boston, MA 02215
4. Steven Morrissey, 3801 Greenwich Rd. Louisville, KY 40218
5. Ed Hanna, 226 W. Mountain Rd. , Allentown, PA 18103
6. Tom Nooning, 2219 Fort St. Louisville, KY 40217
***THIS PLAN WILL NOT WORK UNLESS YOU SEND $1.00 TO EACH OF THE
ABOVE PERSONS AS DIRECTED.
How do the numbers work for potential income earnings?
Assume for the sake of example that you get a 7.5% return rate.
This is very conservative, my first attempt was about 9.5%, and
my second was over> 11%.
1. You send out 250 letters, and 18 people (250 x 7.5% = 18)
will send you
$1 each. $18.00
2. Those 18 send out 250 letters each, and 337 people
(18 x 250 = 4,500 x 7.5% = 337) send you $1 each. $337.00
3. Those 337 send out 250 letters each
(337 x 250 = 84,250 x 7.5% = 6,318), and 6,318 people send you
$1 each. $6,318.00
4. Those 6,318 send out 250 letters each
(6,318 x 50 = 1,579,500 x 7.5% = 118,462), and 118,462 people
send you $1 each. $118,462.00
5. Those 118,462 send out 250 letters each
(118,462 x 250 = 29,615,500 x 7.5% = 2,221,162), and 2,221,162
people send you $1 each. $2,221,162.00.
ADD 1 - 5 AND TOTAL AT $ 2,346,297.50
ALL THIS IS AT A 7.5% RETURN ON YOUR LETTERS. THAT'S 18 REPLIES ON
YOUR ORIGINAL 250 POSTINGS.
Some valuable, general suggestions:
1. DO NOT TRY AND CHEAT THIS PROCESS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL NOT
ACHIEVE THE DESIRED RESULTS.
2. The Internet is a very effective medium for exposing this
vehicle. However, pay attention to newsgroups, and avoid posting
this letter in the newsgroups where there are a lot of upset people
complaining about "spamming." In another words, we are asking that
you use common sense, and have courtesy to others on the Internet.
This may be opposite of what many other similar postings may be
saying. Keep in mind that there are plenty of people out there
who believe and want this as much as you do.
3. Keep a positive frame of mind while engaging in this process,
and you will receive the amount of money you desire.
4. In order to achieve maximum results DO NOT CHANGE THE CONTENTS
OF THIS LETTER. However, you may edit applicable portions relating
to Internet when sending this letter via regular mail
5. When the money begins to arrive, it is a good gesture to give
10% or more to your church or favorite charity with a joyful spirit.
The Internet has proved to be a very quick and effective means to
reach millions of people with your message. This message
exemplifies a UNIVERSAL LAW OF ABUNDANCE that there is plenty to
go around for everyone. You will not be hurting anyone and will
be creating the opportunity for those who read your message to
benefit -- just as you will -- from the abundance that exits in
this universe.
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From: Tom Nooning <teno...@homer.louisville.edu> Subject: Re: MARILYN MANSON IS THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!!! Date: 1997/05/13 Message-ID: <3378C636.3D04@homer.louisville.edu> X-Deja-AN: 241333561 References: <5jg8ub$4ut$1@canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca> <335C8965.165F@rt66.com> <336C3ED2.62F4@geocities.com> <5kihem$bse$8@taurus.neca.com> <336E602B.3629@ns.sympatico.ca> <336E0FF8.6BCE@hotmail.com> Organization: Hellfire and Brimstone Reply-To: teno...@homer.louisville.edu Newsgroups: alt.activism,alt.games.duke3d,alt.mag.playboy,alt.games.warcraft,alt.music.ska,alt.fan.pamela-anderson,alt.fan.oj-simpson,alt.america,alt.anarchism,alt.apocalypse,alt.atheism,alt.blasphemy,alt.discrimination,alt.drugs.culture,alt.evil,alt.flame,alt.freaks,alt.individualism,alt.life.sucks,alt.magick,alt.magick.chaos,alt.meditation,alt.mindcontrol,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.pagan,alt.parents-teens,alt.psychoactives,alt.punk,alt.rave,alt.rock-n-roll.metal,alt.satanism,alt.skinheads,alt.stupidity,rec.drugs.cannabis,rec.drugs.psychedelic,rec.music.hip-hop,rec.music.rem,rec.nude,talk.atheism,talk.religion.misc,ta MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit