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Paul wrote:
> 
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> Listen Up! Read On! Becaues This Is Not A Scam And Is Perfectly Legal!
> $!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!
> 
> You Heard Right! You Can Literally Turn $5 Dollars Into $30,000, Fast
> And Almost Effortlessly. What Is That You Said? How, You Ask? Take A
> Couple Of Minutes To Read On And Find Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> Here Is The Awesome News I Think The World Should Know. All It EVER
> Costs Is $5 Dollars. Thats Right, Only $5 Dollars. I Know What You
> Might Be Thinking. " Is This Another Scam? ". Let Me Answer With This:
> It's Not A Scam!!!!!!!!!!! This Letter Is Perfectly Legal; Refer To
> Title 18, Section 1302, U.S. Postal Lottery And Regulations.
> 
> Do You Have Depts To Pay? Do You Hate Your Job And Wish You Could Just
> Quit? Or Just Want Extra Cash In Your Pocket? Let Me Tell You Something.
> You Are Obviously A Smart Enough Person To Have Read This Far, So If You
> Are Smart Enough To Invest $5 Dollars Into This Program, You Will Pay Of
> Depts And Quit Your Job!!! And Have Money In Your Pocket!!!! Enough Talk
> About The Benefits Of This Program. Lets Start Doing Something!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> Ok, Here Is How It Works. Below, There Is A List Of Five Names With
> Addresses. You Send Each Person On The List $1 Dollar With A Note That
> Says, "Please Add My Name To Your List". This Is Very Important, As It
> Creates A Service For The Dollar And Your Not Just Sending A Dollar For
> Nothing, As That Would Make It Illegal!!!!! Then, You Take This List Of
> Five People And Move Each Of Them Up One Slot, Adding Your Name In Slot
> Five. Number 2 Goes To Slot 1, # 3 Goes To Slot 2, And So On........
> Now, Take The Revised List With Your Name In Slot Five, And Repost It To
> As Many Newsgroups And Local BBS's As You Can. Give It A Catchy Header So
> People Read It. Try To Set A Goal Of 200 Different Newsgroups And BBS's.
> Then Sit Back And Relax!!!!!! In 1 To 2 Weeks, You Should Start Recieving
> A Few Hundred Dollars. By The Fourth Week, You Should Have Anywhere From
> $20,000 To $50,000 Dollars!!!!!!!!!!! Remember, Honesty Is What Makes This
> Program Work! And The Amount Of Money You Make Depends On How Much Effort
> You Put Into This. There Are At Least 70,000 Different Newsgroups You Can
> Post To!!!!! Below Are Detailed, Step-By-Step Instructions On What To Do!
> 
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> 
> 1) Take A Sheet Of Paper And On It Write The Following: " Please Add My
>    Name To Your List! ". This creates a service out of this money making
>    system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just randomly
>    sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a legitimate
>    service.  Make sure you include your name and address (With Your Country)
>    I assure you that,  again,  this is completely legal!  For a neat little
>    twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3",
>    Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun and making money
>    at the same time!
> 
> 2) Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or money
>    orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to the
>    five people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill will
>    insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!!!!
> 
> 3) Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
>    TO YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the
>    first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
>    slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
>    position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
>    be  3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
>    COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.
> 
> 4) Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
>    bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible.  Give
>    a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
>    "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
>    YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you
>    will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
>    make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING
>    HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS
>    PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
>    me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
>    200 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE
>    encode the file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the
>    people to receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.
>    That way they get a copy of the article right on their computer
>    without the hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the
>    File menu. Don't alter the file type. leave it as an MS-DOS Text file.
>    The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
>    Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins
>    look right without making the screen slide left or right when at
>    the ends of the sentences, you're in business!
> 
> 5) If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
>    or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
>    tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
>    GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are
>    simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
>    yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
>    help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
>    GNN, you simply select 'POST', then enter a catchy description
>    under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
>    'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
>    text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place a one
>    line statement in the main body section of the message post
>    screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
>    arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make
>    sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like...
>    "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"
>    You'll never get ANY responses!
> 
> 6) And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
>    BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
>    start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
>    MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
>    out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
>    when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
> 
> 7) So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
>    special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
>    (or the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.
>    ENJOY LIFE!
> 
> 8) Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-post
>    this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
>    originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
>    Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
>    when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
>    CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS
>    NEEDED!
> 
> *************************************************************************
> THE LIST OF NAMES!!! : THE NAMES LIST!!! : THE LIST OF MANY NAMES!!! :
> *************************************************************************
> 
> 1)  Russ Eckert
>       356 Don Lane
>       Cincinnati, OH 45238
>       USA
> 
> 2)  Karim Brusseleers
>         21 rue Camille Lemonnier
>         B-1050 Brussels
>         Belgium
> 
> 3)  Michael Ferraro
>        1533 Coates Ave.
>        Holbrook, NY  11741
>        USA
> 
> 4)  John Moriconi
>         403 W McKay
>         Frontenac, KS 66763
>         USA
> 
> 5)  Paul Carrero
>         3516 Thunder Dr.
>         Oceanside, CA 92056
>         USA
> 
> ***********************************************************************
> NOTE:
> Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always keep
> an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure that
> everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your name should
> be.....
> * AGAIN,  HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS PLAN. *
> 
> *** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
> with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people
> already included, you will not get much.
> All the lists are re-distributed as soon as the money is received.
> I know you may think to yourself, what's
> the difference?, how's anyone going to know whether or not I sent out
> any money. But just think. I mean if you don't send out any money, why
> don't you think that everyone else isn't thinking the same thing.
> Pretty soon you have 1,000's of people moving people's names and
> addresses on and off of lists, but no one is making any money. It only
> works as long as everyone stays honest pays their dues. Besides, if
> you're too cheap to spend $5.00, when in return you'll be making
> thousands, you should probably go do something else with your time and
> not screw up this great opportunity for those of us that would really
> like to make some money.
> 
> 

MAKE YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE!  I AM TIRED OF SIFTING THROUGH YOUR TRASH
WHILE I AM TRYING TO READ THINGS PERTINENT TO THIS NEWSGROUP.  WHY DONT
YOU JUST POST YOUR SHIT TO ALT.BULLSHIT OR ALT.ASS.HOLE OR
ALT.LIE.LIE.LIE

Thanks
-- 
David
pant...@metrolink.net

"Memorium Mori"