🚀 go-pugleaf

Lonnie T Ledbetter wrote:
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Couldn't you have posted a get rich quick scam instead? They take less time to read.
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Just to save you the time of counting, the sig is 166 lines long

And now, back by popular demand, MY SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!! (actually, only one guy
demanded it, but because he did, you're all stuck with it!)

Do you think this is 2 long? Oh who cares anyway?

This message was brought 2 u by the all-mighty Bob...

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& all the little Bobbys.

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There's nothing quite as funny as a "Yo mama" joke:

Yo mama joke #1: Yo mama's so fat, she say on a rainbow & skittles popped out.

Yo mama joke #2: Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a donut & brought it back because it 
had a hole in it.

Yo mama joke #3: Yo mama's so fat, when God said "let there be light" an angel came down 
& told her to move he big fat ass.

Yo mama joke #4: Yo mama's so hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of *her*.

Yo mama joke #5: Yo mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama joke #6: Yo mama's so fat, when we got through havin' sex, I rolled over twice
and I was still on top.

Yo mama joke #7: Yo' momma's so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice for 15
minutes because it had the word "Concentrate" on it.

Yo mama joke #8: I saw yo' momma kicking a can down the street.  I asked her what she
was doing and she said, "Moving."

If you know any more "Yo mama jokes, semd 'em to cecil...@aol.com & I'll put 'em in.

& now for the quoteing portion of my sig:

Narshe is a neutral city. We want no war here. But that #@%!* Empire won't
listen... --The guy in front of the armor shop in Narshe

Shut up!! --SABIN

Would you do it with a cat? Would you do it on a mat? -Some guy in my class

Here, John, feel it -Same guy as above.

?!?!?!...GAU! --GAU if you renamed him to ?!?!?! :-)

I just got a call from the doctor & umm... I'm dieing, I have Bulgaria. -Kelly

Well how long do you have Pumpkin? -Al

Untill Xmass morning, & the only known cure is a good Xmass present, you know in the 
250-275 $ range. -Kelly

$BC/$+!"F|K\8l$G!"=q$$$F$'!A(J --=?ISO-2022-JP?B?GyRCPzcwZiEhPWdGcxsoSg==?=4

I am... the microwave... the microwave and I... are one... -KeFKa

Bob's old sig kicked so much ass! BRING IT BACK! -Luke Drelick (I'm always
glad to see a fan of my sig)

Here's some more quotes, Take a good look @ them and you'll see why I gave them the 
honor of of being in my sig.

TERRA...come one, let's go! Unless we stop Kefka all's lost! --The mysterious voice that 
says everything when you have an option of who's in your party & the game doesn't know 
who you have so it just puts these things (") around what it says in the text box

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.... THE MICROWAVE SAGA!!! (originaly 
posted on alt.games.final-fantasy under the subject line "Hmmmm...")

KeFKa: I don't like this one bit... 
well, I don't!
S-s-stop looking at me like that!
ALL OF YOU, STOP!
ecspecially you, Eggnog, I hope you die a horrible death...
ALL OF YOU! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!

Draagn: What? What happened? Why are you complaining? What did Eggnog do?
      Did I miss something?
      What's wrong with this guy, anyway?

KeFKa: Eggnog... erherherher... yess... I'll get im' good, heh heh heh.  
I have a  feeling our friend Eggnog is going to have a little... 
"accident" MWA HA HA HA HA!

Draagn: Hey, are you planning a conspiracy against the head of THC 
International?
What do you have against him, anyway?
(Besides the fact that you're a little, um...never mind..)

KeFKa: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!
The voices are all around.
Laughing and TAUNTING me with their death lyes.
It is now clear to me, that I am the unholy profit of satin,
and it is my mission hear on earth, to make sure that the death of 
Eggnog, will bring upon a new age of, disease, death and suffering.

Eggnog: I'm here man. Come get me. The death of me won't stop them. 
They're all around. And they're acting on their own power. I only gave 
them the idea. They chose to play it out on their own. If you want me, 
you know where to find me...

KeFKa: Sup, eggnog.  Howzit goin'?
The reason I was acting weird before is that I fell asleep watching a 
fire on TV.  Later I found out it was a runing, burning, open microwave.  
It was  beaming intense radioactive waves into my brain for 9 hours.

Firesinger: Just thought that I would make things just               
a LITTLE easier to read......                    
PS- Names that are ????? I don't know who wrote them.

Draagn: That was me. I fixed it.

KeFKa:  Well I'am glad that's all cleared up.  This series of posts was pretty cool.  
What shall we name it, just "Hmmmm..."?

>>THE ALL-MIGHTY BOB<<: How about we take a vote?  I think we should callit "The Microwave Saga" What do you think?

And the rest, is history

The all-mighty Bob's real e-mail address is cecil...@aol.com Yeah I said
AOL. You got a problem with that?
Bob has spoken.