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13 total messages Started by Luc The Perverse Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:10
Dear Jerk-O
#289948
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:10
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Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you.   Things 
that, I didn't really mean.

You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean to 
hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a right to 
take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.

I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group again.

And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.

-- 
LTP

:) 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289949
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:34
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message 
news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you.   Things 
> that, I didn't really mean.
>
> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean to 
> hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a right to 
> take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>
> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group again.
>
> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.

This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
sarcastic apology?)

-- 
Steven Ung
The Ignorant Asian 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289953
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:54
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Steven Ung wrote:
> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message 
> news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you.   Things 
>> that, I didn't really mean.
>>
>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean to 
>> hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a right to 
>> take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>
>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group again.
>>
>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
> 
> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
> sarcastic apology?)
> 

He didn't mention the K-Y, so it must have been sarcasm...
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289950
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:32
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message 
news:8ld4e3xpu5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message 
> news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you.   Things 
>> that, I didn't really mean.
>>
>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>
>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group again.
>>
>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>
> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
> sarcastic apology?)
>
> -- 
> Steven Ung
> The Ignorant Asian
>

I would say a unique appology, with a Luc twist.

I can't be downright sappy without some kind of sick twist involved!

--
LTP

:) 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289954
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:33
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"Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message 
news:ScednUWZII6yKJLZnZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@bright.net...
> Steven Ung wrote:
>> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in 
>> message news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you. 
>>> Things that, I didn't really mean.
>>>
>>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>>
>>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group 
>>> again.
>>>
>>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>>
>> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
>> sarcastic apology?)
>>
>
> He didn't mention the K-Y, so it must have been sarcasm...

You have experience in the matter?

--
LTP

:) 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289958
Author: Spyderizer
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:57
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Luc The Perverse wrote:
> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you.   Things 
> that, I didn't really mean.
> 
> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean to 
> hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a right to 
> take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
> 
> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group again.
> 
> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
> 

I'm sorry I mailed you all those plague rats.
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289956
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:39
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"Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message 
news:ScednUWZII6yKJLZnZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@bright.net...
> Steven Ung wrote:
>> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in 
>> message news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you. 
>>> Things that, I didn't really mean.
>>>
>>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>>
>>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group 
>>> again.
>>>
>>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>>
>> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
>> sarcastic apology?)
>>
>
> He didn't mention the K-Y, so it must have been sarcasm...

OMG, you're right! I need to learn to read between the lines...
-- 
Steven Ung
The Ignorant Asian 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289951
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:41
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message 
news:q9r4e3x3a9.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
> "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message 
> news:8ld4e3xpu5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in 
>> message news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you. 
>>> Things that, I didn't really mean.
>>>
>>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>>
>>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group 
>>> again.
>>>
>>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>>
>> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
>> sarcastic apology?)
>>
>> -- 
>> Steven Ung
>> The Ignorant Asian
>>
>
> I would say a unique appology, with a Luc twist.
>
> I can't be downright sappy without some kind of sick twist involved!

Yes, we all know that you're a sick and twisted bastard.
-- 
Steven Ung
The Ignorant Asian 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289959
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:08
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"Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message 
news:440fd1fa$1@news.orcon.net.nz...
> Luc The Perverse wrote:
>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you.   Things 
>> that, I didn't really mean.
>>
>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>
>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group again.
>>
>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>>
>
> I'm sorry I mailed you all those plague rats.

Oh was that you?

HAHA!  Good one old pal!

That is the funniest thing that has happened since someone mixed anthrax 
with the cocaine.

--
LTP

:) 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289952
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:10
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message 
news:vld5e3xnid.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>>>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>>>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>>>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group 
>>>> again.
>>>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>>> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be 
>>> a sarcastic apology?)
>> I would say a unique appology, with a Luc twist.
>> I can't be downright sappy without some kind of sick twist involved!
> Yes, we all know that you're a sick and twisted bastard.

Are you almost done with that website that is going to make us millions of 
dollars?

--
LTP

:) 
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289955
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:40
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Luc The Perverse wrote:
> "Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message 
> news:ScednUWZII6yKJLZnZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@bright.net...
>> Steven Ung wrote:
>>> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in 
>>> message news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>>>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you. 
>>>> Things that, I didn't really mean.
>>>>
>>>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>>>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>>>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>>>
>>>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group 
>>>> again.
>>>>
>>>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>>> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
>>> sarcastic apology?)
>>>
>> He didn't mention the K-Y, so it must have been sarcasm...
> 
> You have experience in the matter?
> 

Personally?  No.  But you're the one who brought up anal sex...
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289957
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:42
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Steven Ung wrote:
> "Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message 
> news:ScednUWZII6yKJLZnZ2dnUVZ_t6dnZ2d@bright.net...
>> Steven Ung wrote:
>>> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in 
>>> message news:vtb4e3xeg5.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
>>>> Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you. 
>>>> Things that, I didn't really mean.
>>>>
>>>> You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean 
>>>> to hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a 
>>>> right to take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>>>>
>>>> I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group 
>>>> again.
>>>>
>>>> And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.
>>> This must be the worst apology I've ever seen (or is this suppose to be a 
>>> sarcastic apology?)
>>>
>> He didn't mention the K-Y, so it must have been sarcasm...
> 
> OMG, you're right! I need to learn to read between the lines...

Then Luc mentions inserting a sick twist... gack!
Re: Dear Jerk-O
#289960
Author: jerk-o
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:50
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote
>Recently - I posted a post - and I said some mean things to you.   Things 
>that, I didn't really mean.
>
>You see - I love you - and I want you to be mine forever.  I don't mean to 
>hurt your feelings.   I was a little annoyed, but I didn't have a right to 
>take it out on you.   And I . . . I over-reacted.
>
>I pray that you will come back to us, and begin trolling our group again.
>
>And maybe, if you forgive me, we can have some make up anal sex.

Well, I was about to forgive you until you mentioned the anal sex.
--
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