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"The Enlightened Ayrab" <would...@liketoknow.com> wrote in message
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> Well "Barry", if that is indeed your real name, the answer is simple.
> By not giving credit to the author he sent what experts call an
> "uneven signed bit amount package", or USBAP for short. USBAPs were
> common on the internet in the 1960's and were considered alright. In
> fact, USBAPs nearly became the standard. Of course, as time
> progressed, with nuclear bomb tests going on and rising tensions,
> scientists were making discoveries rapidly. Among these discoveries
> was a better understanding of radiation. Well, after one nuclear bomb
> test the scientists noticed an unusual amount of radiation travelling
> in a straight line towards the city. They were puzzled, until they
> realized a phone line ran into the city. Well, to make a long story
> short, they discovered that the short bit parity of USBAPs interfered
> with the phone trunks, causing the phone lines to emit radiation as
> the data is sent. Now, if you're at all familiar with the work of
> Einstein in the nuclear field, you'll probably have heard of
> Einstein's Theory of Nonexistancy. This states that an unsigned bit
> parity or a signed bit parity mixed with a short bit parity, created
> by a USBAP, cause a sudden shift in the surrounding area's mass. After
> the USBAP passes through this shifts back quickly, causing a phase
> snap. This phase snap could very well end in a nuclear explosion as
> the uranium and copper, two elements found in phone lines, start
> dancing and wrapping around eachother. This explosion would be several
> hundred times more powerful than the nuclear weapons of today. Now
> that you've got the background information "Barry", I hope you realize
> why you should avoid USBAPs at all cost.

So.... have you been hanging around in alt.sci.physics or did you just make
that up off the top of your head?
--
The Astute Andrew
Just a kid seeking enlightenment.