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"Mel" <m...@atj.fag.com> wrote in message 
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> On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 07:56:19 +0000, The Arcane Chas
> <Ch...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> <i7cou6Aj...@the-arcane.demon.co.uk>:
>>In article <u6pmt0dnookq2bm1b...@4ax.com>, but only after
>>>On Sat, 1 Jan 2005 15:00:51 +1100, "Damien McBain" <a...@me.for.it>
>>>>Singleterry wrote:
>>>>> It's too bad the wave wasn't 100 feet tall caused by a meteorite
>>>>> because that would have really kicked ass!
>>>>Too bad it didn't kill /your/ family and everyone you know like it did 
>>>>to
>>>>some people.
>>>Please do not feed the Trolls...
>>Trolls?
>>We have trolls here?
>
> ...no...

you saying you not a troll fag boy?


A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, 
ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the 
driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within 
minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started 
screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day 
before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer 
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You 
are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the 
elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"


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