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Okay so I want my adjective OMNIPOTENT and I want to know how to change the
sender field please?? Also I'd like to say that Green Day rock. Perhaps that will
win me some support!!

Outsider wrote:

> Stardate Mon, 24 Jan 2000 18:52:19 +0000.  We were approaching
> alt.games.starcraft, in sector four, when the leader of Aiur,The
> Unknown James <uj@of.the.a.a> , warned me...
>
> >
> >Welcome to the semi-interactive (and potentially harmful) Adjective Army
> >FAQ Experience. Please keep all arms, legs and genitalia (should you be
> >equipped with such) inside the FAQ until it comes to a complete halt.
> >Helpful suggestions will be disposed of, unless they arrive with money
> >attached. Make all money orders payable to me, The Unknown James. The
> >author cannot be held responsible for any flame wars which start as a
> >result of the posting of this FAQ.
> >
> >
> >This FAQ was not written by a single individual. It was found etched
> >into the side of a mountain by lightning. If you have been plagiarised,
> >you must understand that it was an Act of God, not a breach of
> >copyright. Take it up with your church.
> >
> >Last Updated 17 Jan 2000
> >
> >*************************
> >Table of Contents
> >*************************
> >
> >0.1)    Latest News and Information
> >
> >1)      Who are the Adjective Army?
> >1.1)    So you're gamers?
> >1.2)    Can I have an Adjective?
> >1.3)    I'm going to have an Adjective anyway.
> >1.4)    Specifically, who are you?
> >
> >2)      What do you do?
> >2.1)    What is Adjectivization?
> >2.2)    Help! I'm being Adjectivized!
> >2.3)    Are you sure you're not just trolls?
> >2.4)    What don't you do?
> >2.5)    I love you guys. Where can I find out more?
> >2.6)    I think you're making this up as you go along
> >2.7)    Why is there no part 2.7?
> >
> >3)      What is alt.fan.adjective-army?
> >3.1)    What is considered on-topic in AFAA?
> >3.2)    My ISP hates you and won't add AFAA
> >3.3)    Is AFAA a trolling group?
> >3.4)    Who are these troll groups, and why are you crossposting there?
> >3.5)    Who are your enemies?
> >
> >4)      Anything else?
> >
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >0.1) Latest News and Information
> >*************************
> >
> >I've a funny feeling that this one will piss people off. I recommend them to
> >bite me.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >1) Who are the Adjective Army?
> >*************************
> >
> >        We are the collective of the regulars (of many years in some
> >cases) from a load of weirdo newsgroups. We are characterised by our
> >use of Adjectives in our names - is this simple enough for you?
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >1.1) So you're gamers?
> >*************************
> >
> >        Not exactly, no. We obviously began as gamers, but this is no
> >longer the case. While many of us still play games, our newsgroups of
> >origin have become off-topic centres of drivel. The simple reason for
> >this is that Red Alert has (in many peoples' opinions) been surpassed in
> >gameplay by other games, and Tiberian Sun was absolute crap from day
> >one.
> >
> >        As a direct result of this, we have ceased to be entirely
> >satisfied with our Usenet experience, and are out to liven it up a
> >little. Sadly, this includes the crossposting of controversial articles
> >into other groups. I would like to make it clear that this is not
> >trolling - this is simply a Different Opinion. If you disagree with our
> >Different Opinion, this is an issue with you, rather than us. We suggest
> >you killfile us, because we're full of Different Opinions (among other
> >things).
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >1.2) Can I have an Adjective?
> >*************************
> >
> >        It would be foolish of us to presume that we can prevent you
> >from changing your posting name to include an Adjective. However, we
> >would like to strongly advise against it - our rules state that you are
> >not permitted to use an Adjective without permission. After a suitable
> >period of apprenticeship your abilities will be assessed and your
> >application considered on it's merits.
> >
> >        Should you wish to be included in the Adjective Army, there are
> >two paths you can choose. The first is simple - you do as we do for a
> >while, and eventually we'll let you in. This generally involves
> >following the rules we go by, and helping out (should you be able to)
> >with valid queries in either alt.games.tiberian-sun or
> >alt.games.redalert.
> >
> >        The second way in which you can be given membership is
> >through an act of significant importance to us. This could, in theory,
> >be the starting of a large flame war between two rival groups (such as a
> >long discussion of RTS games). Alternatively, you could dazzle us with
> >your wit and ability to troll.... Uh, I mean, ability to debate with
> >people :o)
> >
> >        Should you opt for the second alternative, please crosspost all
> >attempts to accomplish your aims to alt.fan.adjective-army so that we
> >can review them.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >1.3) I'm going to have an Adjective anyway.
> >*************************
> >
> >        All we can say in that case is "Good luck". Should you survive
> >the barrage of flames, you will probably be deemed either killfile
> >fodder, or a worthy adversary and be offered membership. It is best to
> >assume the former when deciding whether to prematurely take on an
> >Adjective.
> >
> >        If you should choose to take an adjective without authorization,
> >we will never let you post to Usenet without 10 trolls following on
> >your heels, making it well known to every group who you are and why
> >we dislike you. We will also let them know that we're only there because
> >you are, and this will cause hatred to fall on you. But we're nice guys
> >really.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >1.4) Specifically, who are you?
> >*************************
> >
> >        OK, this is the part where I forget half the names, and
> >everybody gets mad at me. But I shall try to list everybody anyway
> >(in chronological order where possible):
> >
> >        The Legendary Burghy
> >        The Legendary Enforcer
> >        The Intermittent Phil
> >        (The) Dark Samurai
> >        The Mystical Xinhuan
> >        The Unknown James
> >        The Obsessive Charles
> >        The Supreme Andrew
> >        The Mythical Alex
> >        The Maniacal Kit
> >        The Arcane Chas
> >        The Profound Eol
> >        The Inane Dirk
> >        The Random Leon
> >        The Obdurate Ozjish
> >        The Witless Child
> >        The (unassigned) Tom
> >        The Ambiguous Antti
> >        The Whimsical Reycov
> >        The Omniscient Blade
> >
> >        All those people I forgot, e-mail me (unkn...@freeuk.com) to
> >remind me.... In addition to this, we have some Adjectives pending for
> >the following people (following their completion of apprenticeship):
> >
> >        Hex
> >        MuuMiMan
> >
> >        There may well be others in this category too, but it's not
> >worth my energy looking them all up. If you feel you belong in this
> >category, then e-mail me ( unkn...@freeuk.com ).
> >
> >        We also have honorary positions open for those people who we
> >feel deserve inclusion in our "organization" (and who participate in our
> >activities), but who may not wish to be affiliated with us directly.
> >Such people include:
> >
> >- (The) Wild Bill
> >  A troll from another group (and by troll, I really mean "Usenet
> >  Satirist"). He came along to AGTS with some friends, and we ended up
> >  getting on pretty well. Currently on a crusade against pedophiles on
> >  the Internet.
> >
> >- The Virgin Hans
> >  The guy who coined the phrase "Adjective Assholes" (which I now use
> >in
> >  preference to Adjective Army), and our most mighty home-grown troll.
> >  The choice of Adjective was not my own.
> >
> >- Zagadka
> >  This is Brian. He deserves an Adjective, but he also deserves a
> >  beating. He has decided to forego both these things.
> >
> >- Dyl
> >  One of our most prized regulars back in AGRA, he is believed to have
> >  got a Social Life.
> >
> >- Stevie (The Raven)
> >  Another of our regulars from AGRA, he too left in pursuit of glory in
> >  the Quake 2 clan ladder or something...
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >2) What do you *do*?
> >*************************
> >
> >We, as a group, exist to interact with each other. To exchange ideas,
> >experiences, opinions, humour and occasionally even sympathy. Tiberian
> >Sun is the latest in a series of RTS games which serves to gives us a
> >common interest. Newcomers to this community fall into five categories;
> >
> >1/ Those who require help with the game - these usually receive
> >   assistance, along with such good-natured banter (or otherwise) as we
> >   believe the tone of their post warrants.
> >
> >2/ Those who, having tasted the nature of the community, wish to join in
> >   and become "one of us" - these are admitted, rejected or ignored
> >   depending on their merits.
> >
> >3/ Those who think we are all arrogant, ill-mannered kids who have
> >   nothing better to do than sit around making fun of the less fortunate
> >   and flaming the innocent - these are generally ridiculed by all and
> >   sundry, or are immediately accepted into the AA.
> >
> >4/ Lamers (generally [but not always] users of AOL or Hotmail) - these
> >   are frequently kill-filed on sight although sometimes they are
> >   lightly toasted first.
> >
> >5/ Trolls - these fall into two categories, "good" and "bad". The "good"
> >   one's have the ability to compose a rational argument and to express
> >   themselves well (Hans springs to mind as a good example) - these are
> >   often actually *welcomed* as a relief from the tedium of answering
> >   lame questions, etc. The "bad" ones get a severe grilling from *all*
> >   of the regulars until they crawl back under their bridge.
> >
> >We have recently started up a new tradition (they all have to begin
> >somewhere) - Adjectivizing other groups. This process generally involves
> >our arrival in the group, and the implementation of similar techniques
> >to those to be found in our other newsgroups. We talk to them, talk to
> >newbies, and generally expose them to our own style of banter :o)
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >2.1) What is Adjectivization?
> >*************************
> >
> >Put quite simply, it is "what we do", applied to a newsgroup near you.
> >We will choose a newsgroup every so often which we believe requires
> >our
> >attention. The aim of this is to get the regulars of that group to see
> >the lighter side of Usenet, not to annoy everybody in sight. We do,
> >however, have rules for this which Adjective Army members (referred to
> >as the "participants" from here) must follow:
> >
> >1) Participants must not change account details during it - if people
> >    wish to killfile us, we should let them
> >2) Profanity is to be discouraged - if you can't troll without swearing,
> >    you're doing it wrong
> >3) All posts related to Adjectivization must be crossposted to AFAA. We
> >    ask that participants do *not* crosspost to AGTS or AGRA. That is
> >    not what those groups are for.
> >4) On-Topic threads should not be targeted (unless they are just asking
> >    to be trolled, in which case it is acceptable).
> >
> >Beyond these rules, what you do is entirely up to you. Bad Jokes© are
> >acceptable, so long as they are clean. Above all, make it fun both for
> >you and the people you're targeting. And make it funny. And remember, no
> >trip has been wasted if you make new friends, annoy more people, and
> >end
> >up in a few killfiles...
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >2.2) Help! I'm being Adjectivized!
> >*************************
> >
> >Do not fear - this is only a temporary problem. As our rules state, it
> >is not a permanent arrangement - we are merely here for a visit. Some
> >tips:
> >
> >- Do not try to convince us we have no life, and are just being stupid.
> >  We know this. It really doesn't faze us.
> >
> >- There are very few insults we haven't heard before. If you are going
> >  to object to us, please be original.
> >
> >- Killfiles *will* work. We don't change our From: lines in our headers,
> >  and if you really feel you have to killfile us, do so. However, we
> >  believe you'll be missing out, and since many regulars may accept us
> >  and respond, you may have no choice anyway.
> >
> >- Complaints to ISPs are futile. Specifically, complaints to Zagadka and
> >  The Unknown James's ISPs are impossible. Those members who do not
> >have
> >  untraceable accounts are careful with what they say. There really is
> >  no point in reporting people - it will only cause you pain and
> >  suffering in the long run, for both you and your newsgroup. This is
> >  not a threat, it is a fact.
> >
> >Also, remember that in participating, you are joining our Hall of Fame.
> >Currently, we have successfully Adjectivized the following groups:
> >
> >        alt.games.grand-theft-auto
> >
> >The following people were good sports, and were a source of much
> >humour:
> >
> >        Deb (AGGTA)
> >        Tiffany (AGGTA)
> >        Scott Freeman (AGGTA)
> >        Doctor Bob (AGGTA)
> >        James Heaver (AGGTA)
> >
> >If you think you deserve to be on this list, tell me :o)
> >
> >In addition to this, if you say anything which is especially witty or
> >amusing, then your quote may well find its way into AGRA.EST - a file
> >of all the funny things we hear in the course of our travels. This is,
> >despite what you may have heard, a great honour.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >2.3) Are you sure you're not trolls?
> >*************************
> >
> >        Look, this is not a difficult concept to understand, really it
> >isn't... We are not trolls. Our purpose in your newsgroup is not to
> >annoy - it is merely to have fun. Here are some helpful hints
> >to let you figure this out for yourself:
> >
> >We do not crosspost to any newsgroups other than our own
> >We do not flame those who do not deserve it
> >We do not say things merely to annoy others
> >We do not stay longer than a few days (in general)
> >We do not constantly change headers to evade killfiles
> >
> >        In short, we are not trolling. We are just visiting your
> >newsgroup. Please try to make this as fun for yourselves as it is for
> >us.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >2.4) What don't you do?
> >*************************
> >
> >        We do not "debate" with warez or hacking groups. There are two
> >reasons for this. The first is that we prefer not to be affiliated with
> >people whose actions may be considered as being immoral by others. The
> >second is that, invariably, in these groups you find people who are
> >better than you. While this has not proven to be the case yet, in an
> >infinite universe it can only be a matter of time... It is not a good
> >idea to attract too much negative attention from such groups.
> >
> >        Should a group ask that we discontinue discussions with them
> >which are not relevant to that group, we will try to either resist the
> >temptation to continue posting to that newsgroup, or bring the
> >discussion back to an on-topic one. It is not our intention to flood a
> >group with off-topic discussion when we can so easily flood it with on-
> >topic discussion. It is a lot harder to make people stop posting to a
> >thread if it is on-topic, and even harder if it is based on current
> >events. Having said that, we are not making any promises. Off topic
> >is fun.
> >
> >        We are against the self righteous (aside from ourselves). This
> >includes "net gods" and "netcops" (affectionately (or otherwise)
> >referred to as NetKKKops from time to time (and usually by me)).
> >Reporting people to their ISPs is generally to be frowned upon, unless
> >they display a total disregard for manners and good taste. Flaming is
> >always preferable, except in the case of spammers (AllAdvantage,
> >Pyramid
> >scams, that sort of thing). In these situations, reporting them is all
> >you can do. Unless their headers contain a static IP address for them,
> >in which case you crosspost the IP to some interesting groups. It should
> >be pointed out that if anybody wishes to complain about Adjective Army
> >members, you will have severe difficulty. Our two most prolific posters
> >use untraceable accounts with no "Terms of Service" agreement, and the
> >others always keep within the rules set out by their ISPs.
> >
> >        Humour is of key importance in posts - it is a far better weapon
> >that simple flames and profanity. Should what a member of the AA says
> >be especially amusing, the quote will be put into the AGRA.EST file - a
> >collection of our most amusing comments. These quotes are collected by
> >The Inane Dirk (when present), or saved for when he *is* present. In
> >addition to humour, good taste is also important. Crossposts to
> >technical support groups are not to be advised - if people require
> >genuine help, it doesn't seem fair to bug them. Queries about how to
> >complete level twelve of Zoigsplatters IV are not requests for genuine
> >help, and may be targeted accordingly should they have comic potential.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >2.5) I love you guys. Where can I find out more?
> >*************************
> >
> >        I'm sorry, but if you're male, you're out of luck. The Adjective
> >Army doesn't swing that way (or, if they do, it's only with each other).
> >However, should you wish to find out more, drop by our newsgroups and
> >say hello. The chances are we'll greet you pleasantly enough, and after
> >quickly looting through your possessions, we'll make you feel at home.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >2.6) I think you're making this up as you go along
> >*************************
> >
> >We are.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >3) What is alt.fan.adjective-army?
> >*************************
> >
> >It's our "hangout". Where we coexist in peace, harmony, and flames. It's
> >a nice place, really, if you ignore certain people. It's usually the
> >place where all our more amusing threads get crossposted to, from
> >various newsgroups we are trolling and/or Adjectivizing.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >3.1) What is considered on-topic in AFAA?
> >*************************
> >
> >Everything. Except turkey. Do not ask why.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >3.2) My ISP hates you and won't add AFAA
> >*************************
> >
> >Contrary to popular belief (and a lot of nasty rumours), subscription to
> >AFAA is not a necessity. It has been known for people to survive whole
> >lifetimes without it. These lifetimes have not been long, but this is
> >irrelevant. Ask your news admin to add AFAA - if they refuse, then this
> >just shows that they're sensible. Should this happen, leave your ISP and
> >become a nomad. Alternatively, sign up with Altopia at
> >http://www.altopia.com/ for a great news service.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >3.3) Is AFAA a trolling group?
> >*************************
> >
> >Most certainly not. Well, sort of. It depends. Every member of the
> >Adjective Army may use it for whatever they choose, and I personally use
> >it as a crossposting center for trolling. However, mainly, it's just a
> >generic annoyance group.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >3.4) Who are these troll groups, and why are you crossposting there?
> >*************************
> >
> >- Alt.romath
> >Home of the Order of Romath. Trolls. But cool trolls.
> >
> >- Alt.troll
> >Your standard trolling group. This is just boring - where all the crap
> >on the Internet gets crossposted to.
> >
> >- Alt.fan.utb
> >This is the meeting place of the UTB (Under The Bridge), one of the
> >Adjective Army's favourite groups. They are not trolls - they are Usenet
> >Satirists, who fight people like pedophiles, and morons
> >
> >- Alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> >- Alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
> >My personal favourite groups. Home of cascades and floods. Fun :o)
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >3.5) Who are your enemies?
> >*************************
> >
> >People who knock my FAQ. Don't do that. Also, alt.games.starcraft is the
> >natural enemy of the Adjective Army, because they suck.
> >
> >
> >*************************
> >4) Anything Else?
> >*************************
> >
> >        If you feel I've missed anything out, then you can keep it to
> >yourself. I am not in the mood for hearing what a poor job I have done
> >on this FAQ. However, if people have *suggestions* for what I could
> >include in my next update, then feel free to tell me by replying to
> >this post with the details of it - I don't really demand money (honest).
> >People who just want to pick holes in the FAQ will have flames shoved
> >back up *their* holes. I spent f**king ages on this thing (although
> >you can't tell to look at it).... :o)
> >
> Needs to be bigger.  Here's part of a poke sig.
>
> --
> -Dima Safonov-
> ICQ: 4678513
> AIM: DimaInTheY2K
>
> POINT STADIUM
> 14 Meeko-thinker points
> 1 Meeko-Courage point
> 40 EVIL points
> 10 Jackass points
> 23 "We Love ATR" points
> 15 "You haven't killfiled WebTV, have you?" points
> 10 Pokehunter points
>
> QUOTE ARENA
>
> TR SleepyAbra: Women dont have dicks
> SS5 Vegeta205: HOW DO YOU KNOE
> TR SleepyAbra: Because women have vaginas
> SS5 Vegeta205: WHAS
> TR SleepyAbra: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS? AHAHAHAH
> TR SleepyAbra: *rolls on the floor laughing*
> SS5 Vegeta205: I KNOW WHAT A VERGIN IS
> DimaTheAGNPer: ... LOL!!!!
> TR SleepyAbra: THIS is for the sig!
>
> SS5 Vegeta205: *RIPS OFF DIMA`S DICK AND BALLZ*
> DimaTheAGNPer: *as Doctor Proctor on Pokemon* Just glue it back with
> superglue
>
> SS5 Vegeta205: *kills the moon*
>
> SaIyAnKiD U5: YOU OXI MORON
>
> SaiyanKidU5 (7:18:21 PM): nat, i think girls have cooties why in
> the hell wood i wona touch a girl between the legs and any ways im too
> younge i dont even know what sex is exept i know if a guy and girl
> have sex
> the girl more then likely gets pregnut
> SaiyanKidU5 (7:18:46 PM): *whines* girls are bad
> SaiyanKidU5 (7:19:26 PM): hell no girls are pushy and besides
> that they dont let ya get in a fight
>
> SaBeR TR: Yuri is engaged.
> Agent O0O7: TO PIKACHU!?
> YodaX23: yes
>
> Trent Retwin: My Droideka's short
>
> TR Mondo: Damn you! Im crotch less now!
> TR Mondo: *Hits Abra with his teets*
> TR Mondo: *Crotch grows back* Mwahah
>
> NyasSux: Screw you
> TR Mondo: Not now
>
> eniLnIgnitiaW: EYYY! I WANT TO HUMP YOU MORE
>
> DimaTheAGNPer: Yeah I have a nice big tail
> DimaTheAGNPer: It grows where my penis should be.
> DimaTheAGNPer: Oh, wait, that IS my penis.
> SaIyAnKiD U5: *BITES DIMA`S TAIL*
>
> eniLnIgnitiaW: Hehehe..I have more cum that Dima!
>
> babymew11: Stop fucking me bastard!
>
> Scythrscy: ::runs search for "used panties"::Scythrscy: Oh God, 368
> matches.
>
> SaBeR TR: are any of you interested in bidding on a pair of Power
> Ranger
> panties?
>
> TheHalfling00: ::rapes a monkey X-quote=NO::
> TheHalfling00: ::makes his monkey child suck his balls::
> TheHalfling00: ::impregnates the monkey::
>
> SaiyanKid2000: quasar,  what book  victoria secrets i looked at one
> one time
> damn i dont see why  you would wona see a girl with only a bra and
> underpants on
>
> foratog5: No one gave me any balls...
>
> NyasSux: My dick defragmenter has been running for 30 minutes and its
> only
> 18 % done
>
> SaiyanKidU5 (7:27:05 PM): well i kinda like girls i wona kill my self
> for
> thinking it tho
>
> Draedite: *laughs*  Nat, you need... training.  *Vader Breathing*
> Moonbreeze14: rofl, one could take that many ways, Dread. ^_^ *runs*
>
> SaiyanKid2000: nat, you,v bine ated by a shark
>
> Scythrscy: Yoshi, have you ever heard of punctuation?
> SaiyanKid2000: whats that
>
> TR Mondo: Suck my teet, you whore!
>
> ATR Crack Baby: *STABS DIMA WITH FABRIC SOFTNER*
>
> AGNPAmoe: JustifiedAncient: I'd fuck Nat
> Sleepy the Mage: I would too.
>
> babymew11: ::rapes Yoshi::
>  --
> babymew11
> "an AGNP outcast"
> -----------------------
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>
> DimaTheAGNPer: Mario: OH, PEACH! That feels GOOD!
> Peach: FASTER, MARIO, FASTER!!! Bowser: Ill just keep suckin'!
>
> TR Mondo: Bmew. I get to wear a sports bra really soon! =D
>
> SaiyanKid2000: *puts bum in a cofen and floats bum into a river*
> bum31: <teleports>
> bum31: <goes up onto the rafters>
> SaiyanKid2000: *slaps bum back down*
> bum31: <dodges>
>
> TR SpookyAbra: *glomps baby, nude*
>
> SaiyanKid2000:   I love hot sweaty throbbing cock, and I take it right
> up
> the ass, mmm mmm mmm!
>
> ZephyrXVII: Dima you condom leakage!
>
> ZephyrTank: and when you and your dad fuck you go into the basement
> DimaTheAGNPer: No, I stay in my own room.
>
> "Shouldn't Brock and Misty be doing it by now?"
> ~Deanna B., one of my friends.
>
> "Wow THE Mew, that must be a lotof pressure. I mean A Mew is enough
> pressure, but THE Mew! Geez."
> ~Jeff K.
>
> Jim West91: Eh, I suck at determining genders.
>
> JSolano199: Dima : "Look at me I'm so freakin stupid!!
> HARHARHARHAR!!
>
> babymew11: Damn IRC.
> ikazuchi: I agree,
> ikazuchi: IRC is for egocentric losers.
> ikazuchi: Like Dima. *WOFL*
>
> HurricaneAndrewZ: I set the Pic of Pikachu buttfucking Misty as the
> start
> page at school
> Sleepy the Mage: lol
> Tuxedo Rocket: O.o
> ATR Crack Baby: LOL
> HurricaneAndrewZ: The next day I graduated
>
> FoG x2: I wish parts of me were larger
>
> dstroy69: i could be a million ppaces better than here
> AGNPAmoe: Yeah, a spelling class
>
> SaiyanKid2000: *BITES DIMA AND GIVES DIMA DIABEETIES*
>  --
> Rabuuri chaamino na kataki yaku,
>
> ~Ajikazia wonkycyber
> ANDREW Ingle, Ottakingu, Rider of Lugia
>
> http://come.to/chronicles --Chrono Trigger fanfiction. Visit, or be
> destroyed.
> http://zap.to/wonkypage ---GOT WONKY---YET?!
> http://members.tripod.com/~wonkycyber/ ---BETA... MORE WONKINESS!
>
> "Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed?
>  Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever?
>  Think how meaningless each of your lives is!"  --Kefka
>
> "And if my destiny is to die, then I must simply... laugh!" Magus
>
> "The end comes...beyond chaos." ~Kefka
>
>         Beginning Wonkycyber's Wonkysig...
> Loading...
> Loading...
> Loading...
> Spoiler Sig Space...
> Please be warned...
> Don't be spoiled now!...
> Sailormoon spoilers in this sig...
> As with Final Fantasy and many other series...
>
>         Wonkycyber's Wonkysig, now running...
>
> "tsuyosa wa subete o mitsumete kita akashi
> yasashisa toki ni wa jama ni naru orokasa"
> ~Midnight Blue, The Slayers
>
> TR Mondo: Wonky is a little wonko
>
> Draedite: "Peace and love!  Wipe out the annoying people! ~wonkycyber"
>
> ToujiSuzuhara: wonkycyber, that's such a neat name
> ToujiSuzuhara: can i hit on you
>
> DOS v001a: You people are weird. You want me to change, yet you make
> no
> sence...
>
> N9tales: "Bishounen girls and Bishoujo guys, livin in a messed up
> Paradise."
>
> "Treat people right, and they will treat you right as well... 90% of
> the time"
> ~Roosevelt
>
>         I'm also known as:
>
> wonkycyber, Lord ANDREW, The Supreme Lord of Weirdness, TGA ANDREW,
> The Great
> Almighty ANDREW; IM Lugia, Lugia Rider, Ajikaze, Sailor Dima, Dima No
> Miko,
> Blue Warlord, That Darn Kid, V9CyberKid, Koiking of Doom, Demon
> Koiking,
> Koiking Avenger, Jynx and Christmas, Simper Z No Miko, THE Last
> Ancient, and
> many other names...
>
> "I must have C-Ko to be my friend!" ~B-Ko, Project A-Ko
>
>         -=+One of the Unknown AGNPers+=-
>
> KrnTwnkyYu: Who the heck is DimaTheAGNPer?
> DimaTheAGNPer: Im Dima.
>
>         -=+Points+=-
>
> 5 Moder points for smashing tnn.games.pokemon! Woohoo!
> A random number of exploding monkey points that were shot into my
> mouth.
> 15 Wanking Wonko points for bugging the hell out of Zephyr
> 5 Weirdo Points
> 1000 "What the fuck's up with all these damn points?!" points
> Infinite EVIL points, for I created them.
> A Cookie from Touga No Miko
> 15 Generic TGP posts for typing a.. *gasp* on-topic post!
>
> CatGonk: CAHEEEEEEH!
>
> "Why can't you be like the other kids?" ~My Mother
>
> "Gah! What do you mean, Zoicite's a woman? He's OBVIOUSLY a Man!" ~Me
> seeing
> the dub SM Classic
>
> "Sailor Moon! We must beat the Doom Phantom and Wicked Lady of the
> Negamoon!"
> ~Me being sarcastic after seeing the horrible Dic dub of SMR
>
> "You see, Michiru and I aren't really in love. We're actually sisters,
> but you
> see, I'm acting like a male so I can protect our identity while we
> search for
> the Magic Cup which shall bring forth The Cupholder." ~Me imagining a
> dub of
> Sailormoon S
>
> Draedite: DiC has a policy:  "If it's good, don't rerun it."
>
> O, the fun of translation! Every translation I've seen for Ami-chan's
> classic
> line in the Sailormoon R movie:
> ______
> Maybe Mamoru is liked as much by guys as he is by girls?
> Maybe Mamoru is popular with the guys as well as the girls?
> Maybe Mamoru is the kind of guy the guys like him too?
> Maybe Mamoru is gay?
> Maybe guys lust after Mamoru as much as girls do?
> Maybe Mamoru is also popular with the guys?
> Maybe Mamoru is being stalked by a homosexual?
> Maybe Mamoru is victim of the wrong side of a bat?
> Maybe Mamoru is a homosexual, too!
> ___
>
> Dima126: You want me to be human again? NAH!
>
> "You're going to do it. You'll argue and fight with me about it, but
> in the
> end, you'll do as your told. Neither of us has any choice in the
> matter."
> ~Belgarath, Belgarath the Sorcerer by David Eddings
>
> "Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows; buried in the
> flow of
> time; in Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose
> us shall
> be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGU SLAVE!!"
>  ~Dragu Slave spell, The Slayers
>
> "Marketing kid's products to kids is just plain evil, and should be
> stopped." ~Derek Pierce, To quote FoG: "Moron Extraordiaire"
>
> "Gotta get in tune with the Sailormoon, cuz that show gots the boom
> anime babes
> that make me think the wrong thing!" ~One Week by Barenaked Ladies
>
> "Persian, Persian, that's our cat, he's the best and that is that!
> PERSIAN!"
> ~Pikoo
>
> "Even if you're not the best at something, do it anyway if you enjoy
> it.  Just
> remember, if only the best birds in the woods sang, they'd be the only
> ones
> heard and shot by hunters.  Hey, wait a minute....."
>     --Ethan Einhorn
>
> "After much research into your Pokeman religion, I've come across
> something I
> don't understand. I read one of you all say something to the like of
> "Ash
> Pikachu is omni, but not nearly as omni as Icy Pikachu!" Which, of
> course, I do
> not understand. There are variant levels of omnipotence in your
> religion? And
> is this "Icy Pikachu" character the Supreme Pokeman you all worship?"
>  ~Luc Makuma, The Akuma Seyu
>
> DimaTheAGNPer: AH! MY LITTLE THING IA NOT A WEBSITE!
>
> Attempt 27: Requesting Network Attention... AOHell has failed to
> respond
>
> TakoTanku: That's right!  I'm a REGULAR, and don't you forget it!
> TakoTanku: I wield more power than you do, punk, so don't get in my
> way
>
> "Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier than a mountain"
> ~Rand
> Al'Thor, The Wheel of Time book series, By Robert Jordan
>
> Scythrscy: I got to lick the wooden spoon and spatula. ^^
> Scythrscy: Mom had just put the beaters in the sink for a second while
> I went
> out there...and the cat jumped in and licked 'em.
>
> That didn't sound right... DOWN ZMAN!
>
> DimaTheAGNPer: I dont really understand what a pun is.
> wonkycyber: LOL! That's going in the sig.
> DimaTheAGNPer: Im stupid. :P
> wonkycyber: That too! LOL!
> DimaTheAGNPer: wonky, is your sig like 2 pages of Dima quotes?
>
> *SleepyAlakazam slaps DimaSaf around a bit with a rather large trout
> *wonky slaps DimaSaf around a bit with a rather large trout
> *WindMageXIII slaps DimaSaf around a bit with a rather large trout
> *DEX_BOT slaps DimaSaf around a bit with a rather large trout
> *Bar_tender slaps DimaSaf around a bit with a rather large trout
> *EnterTheGeko slaps DimaSaf around a bit with a rather large trout
>
> Dima126: Im in everyones sig
>
> Dima No Miko: Im not dumb enough to be a male priestess of myself like
> ZMAN!
>
> Draedite: *laughs*  Nat, you need... training.  *Vader Breathing*
> Moonbreeze14: rofl, one could take that many ways, Dread. ^_^ *runs*
>
> Dead Squirtle: are you still talking to me
> Payback512: No your on ignore
>
> "The FBI is at my house and they are taking me away. They
> plan to lock me up in a dungeon beneath the basements of the Sears
> Tower." --Marcus Yu
>
> "I say Pokeballs... no reaction... I say Great Balls.. No reaction!
> Ultra
> balls... No reaction.. But when I get to Master Balls, I hear
> snickers..." G i
> s e l l e
>
> EATpikachu:the japanese are taking your money? O_O
> Nob Donut:I'm Japanese. Gimme your money.
>
> "All of you who say Mewtwo is cheap can GO TO HELL!!!!! My level 72
> Mewtwo just beat a level 178 Nidorino. With Psychic. Need I say more?"
> ~Pikoo
>
> Dima No Miko: wonky is wonky, ZMan is ZMan, and Dima is Dim.
>
> "I don't make new posts about Pokemon, but I help people with it (I
> reply). I wish I didn't know so much about Pokemon... Ack.
> If I didn't know so much /ABOUT POKEMON/ then I would be posting more
> messages related to Pokemon." ~Dima
>
> SayainKid2OOO: I HATE GIRLS
> SayainKid2OOO: I LOVE BOYS
> SayainKid2OOO: THEY UNDERSTAND ME
>
> JSolano199: Sephiroth's a pretty boy
>
> TR Mondo: Don't worry, you all will get to see the full glory of
> Car'tos in a bra.
>
> DimaInTheY2K: *fucks Sabrina, Jessie and Misty* Ive got 3 cocks!
>
>         +==============-([FILL IN LATER])==============+ Your Quote
> here!
>
> I wanna have a bigsig too! Say something funny so I can put it in!
>
> wonkycyber: I want lemons
> TR Mondo: Lemons... as in fruit?
> wonkycyber: As in lemon fics.
> wonkycyber: Hentai.
> wonkycyber: Ecchi
> wonkycyber: Sukube
> wonkycyber: Etc.
> MTSowbugs: Oh!  Stories about lemons having sex!  O_o
>
> wonkycyber: *Kicks self* Been doing latin too much. Garammer is
> horrible now.
> Sailor Gonk: Wonky, it's "Grammar".
> wonkycyber: Oops -_-;;
> wonkycyber: Keyboard's also stuck, too.
> wonkycyber: Garammer... Heh. New word! ^^;;
> Sailor Gonk: Wonky, you said that about 9 times on TGP
> Sailor Gonk: It's not "Grammer".
> Sailor Gonk: You suck, man. ^_^
> Sailor Gonk: It rings in your ears
> wonkycyber: Grammar, Grammer... ick. You try taking four foreign
> languages and see how much your English degenerates!
> wonkycyber: Anyway, TGP isn't intelligent enough to notice my
> spelling.
>
> - Cat Gonk and me, on very little sleep.
>
> Sleepy the Mage: Hey! Press ALT-F4 for 500 AGNP points! You can get
> candy! WOW!
> TR Kueizaaa has left the room.
>
> "Boy, Faris sure is beautiful..." ~Galuf, FF5
>
>         +(=And now, Time for the greatest hits of "Z Man No Miko"=)+
>
> "Mesa Saila Ja Ja Binks, and mesa is gonna punish yous baddies!" ~Z
> Man
>
> "I think I'll go in with current trends and change my name to Z Man No
> Miko" ~Z
> Man
>
> "Beron!" ~Z Man during his Lickitung transformations
>
> "I'm nat obsessed... er... not obsessed" ~Z Man
>
> ZManNoMiko: Lets all have Nasal sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> ZManNoMiko: I'm not a BS Artist!
>
> Z Man No Miko = A male priestess of himself. ACK!
>
>         Okay, time to leave poor Z-Man alone. ^_-
>         ...
>         And now it's time to pick on TGP! ^_^
>
> RainDanceAGNP: Is TGP worth looking on for anything useful, or is it
> nothing
> but troll fodder?
>
> "I am not stuck up. Why you refer to me as "The God of Hubris";
> perhaps I shall
> never know. But arrogance, vanity, greed, and stupidity are for lesser
> beings,
> such as yourself." ~Simper Z
>
> "I shall never surrender myself to your breed of Evil, Lugia Rider.
> For you may
> troll TGP, but you shall NEVER get to me. For the Judge, Jury, and
> Executioner
> have far less mercy than do I." ~Simper
>
> "Who are these Judge, Jury, and Executioner you refer to, Simper? Your
> imaginary friends?" ~CatGonk
>
> "Now...You have truly gone too far. If there is anything I hate more
> than you,
> it is evil. You are truly evil... I just wish I was not as merciful as
> I
> am...You would have already been dead if I was not as merciful as I
> am."
> ~Simper Z
>
> "before you fight the trolls. you will learn have tospell and type.
> Jatk Ass"
> ~Some random person on TGP. Ah, how ironic.
>
> "I don't believe in Cat-Gonk!" Johnathon Thomas making a BRILLIANT
> statement
>
> "If you wanna quote and/or mock me,do it right. Its
>  "I don't belive in Cat Gonk" not "I don't belive in Cat Gonk!" ".
>   ~Jonathan Thomas NOT Johnathon Thomas
>
> "Gwaargh." ~The Troll Who Says Gwaargh, aka Z-Man No Miko (ROFLMAO)
>
> "this group wouldnt have more thn 30 posts if i didnt come back to
> save  your asses."
>
> - Alex. Pity that in my time, we clocked up to 500 a day.
>
> "TGP - A case study
>
> Field Notes
> Entry One - November 22, 1999
> After months of intensive study, I have begun recording my
> observations of tnn.games.pokemon, henceforth known as TGP. I feel it
> is my duty to catalog and study the new semi-sentient creatures
> emerging from this pond scum. Contained here is a catalog of all known
> major species to date.
>
> Lynn Champlin/'Jonathon Thomas'
> Appears to have aspirations of being dominant male of pack, held back
> only by:
> a) It isn't exactly male
> b) Nobody else seems to listen to it
> 'It' appears to be what is commonly refered to as a 'shemale' and
> suffers from multiple personality disorder, as indicated by the
> multiple names it calls itself. When attacked, it lets lose with an
> instinctive defensive reaction of attempting to cause brain
> hemmoraging in it's attacker through a series of badly punctuated
> gibberish. Further study may reveal connection between this and
> abnormally low intelligence levels.
>
> 'Alex'
> An aggressive beast, likes to attack anything he doesn't like.
> Aggressive tendencies held in check only by blatant lack of
> intelligence and disregard for own defense. Has strange fetish with
> language pertaining to homosexuallity, may be indicative of sexual
> preferences - further study advised. Lingual abilities limited to
> poorly spelled racial slurs and baseless statments. Intelligence
> comparable to a rock. Possible mental disorders indicated by
> continually inventing 'friends', although this may be a normal
> function of his diminished intelligence, as seen in young human
> children.
>
> 'Islander817'
> A quiet, timid beast, not much is known about it. Hints of
> hallucinatory drug use indicated by insistence of 'being here for last
> *insert number* of months, when this is cleary not so. Methods of
> luring this beast out must be developed before future study is
> possible.
>
> 'Sandman'
> Apperently a follower of the 'Alex'. Possibly same entity, as is shown
> by similarities in behavioral patterns, may be indicative of mimicing
> seen in some monkeys. Further study pointless.
>
> Study of rarer creatures deemed too diffucult at current time, change
> in behavioural patterns from oncoming winter may deem study worthy.
> End field entry one."
>
> - FoG
>
> --- END TGP QUOTES
>
> ----Here's an excerpt from my TGP-fic,  "Castlevania: Symphony  of
> tnn.games.pokemon":
>
>         Catter Belgonk: Die, Simper. You don't belong in this world!
>
>         Count Simper: It was not by my hand that I had once again
> returned to AGNP. I
> was called      back forth by, AGNPers, wishing for MY research.
>
>         Catter: Research? You steal Azure's work, and call it your
> own!
>
>         Simper: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL you Azures... I
> DESERVE TO BE IN
>                 AZURE!!!!!!!!
>
>         Catter: Azure ill needs a member such as you.
>
> ---And an excerpt from one of my PW! Chapters:
>
> "PUFFFFF!!!!" The Jigglypuff ran into an alley. Nurip followed.
>
>         It had hit a dead end. There was nowhere to turn. It looked up
> at Nurip,
> wide-eyed in fear. It was so cute, so helpless. It couldn't hurt
> anybody. All
> it wanted to do was sing… a large, cute tear fell from the frightened
> Jigglypuff's eye. It quivered in fear. It still had a career of
> singing to
> live. It couldn't die now…
>
>         Nurip looked at the creature. How could he harm the innocent
> creature? It was
> so cute, so helpless… couldn't hurt anybody… what kind of life was he
> leading? Why was he doing it? It was so cute… so helpless…
>
>         The Jigglypuff's pain-filled agonizing scream could be heard
> for miles.
>
> ---Hell, why not my other character's motto, as well?
>
>         "The destruction of the world… I shall avert it…
>         Life is a game, how do you play your moves…?
>         Evil is the wrong way, prepare yourself. ..
>         To make the world blue, and have happiness abound…
>         Get ready, forces of darkness, because…
>         The Wonkycyber and Team Wonky is here!"
>
> ---Cool! I got into Late Night With Jose Salano!
>
> Jose: We're back. Our first mystery guest is....
>
> (Someone with a paper bag over their head walks out)
>
> Jose: Wonkycyber!
>
> (Wonky takes over the bag)
>
> Wonky: Great to be here!
>
> Jose: So, what's it like trolling TGP?
>
> Wonky: Lonely. VERY lonely.
>
> Jose: So why did you do it?
>
> Wonky: Bored.
>
> Currently, I wield:
>         THE Mystic Relic of THE Ancients.
>         The Rather Large Trout of Slapping Around a Bit
>         The Triforce of Weirdness
>         The Legendary Wonkysword
>         The Book of Wonkiness
>         The Mystical Magical Socks of Great Power
>         The Anti-demon  ofuda, or "stickers", of with which I shall
> banish trolls and
> spammers.
>         The Anti-Plonk Revelations
>         The "Z Man is Strange" Book
>         The Coathanger WEAPON
>         A Pathetically short sig. Gimme stuff to add for it.
>         An English Mario RPG ROM! WORKING! Woohooo!
> And other cool stuff...
>
> An excerpt from my Pika-gram to one of the "Pokemon is evil" pages.
>
> "Kadabra, Kada! Kakakaka, kadabra! Kadabra! Abra, kad, kada, kadabra!
> Kaaaadabra! Kaka? Kadabra, kadabra dabra dabra! Abrakadabra! Kadabera,
> kadabra?
> KADABRA!!!! KADABRA KADABRA! Kadabra, Kada! Kakakaka, kadabra!
> Kadabra! Abra,
> kad, kada, kadabra! Kaaaadabra! Kaka? Kadabra, kadabra dabra dabra!
> Abrakadabra! Kadabera, kadabra? KADABRA!!!! KADABRA KADABRA! Dabra,
> abra,
> Kadabra abra ra bra! Daaabra! Kadabra? Abra, Kadabra! Abra abra abra,
> kadabra?
> Kaaaaaaaaa dabra!"
>
> An ode to youma, by Scortia-chan
>
> Oh youma oh youma,
> You die everyday,
> Oh youma oh youma,
> You never can stay,
> They say you're disposable,
> There's lots more of you,
> But they must remember,
> That you have feelings too.
>
> __
> A Memorial to AGNP's oddest troll.
> __
>
> Sorry, but this newsgroup is cancelled" 7/3/99"
>
> Cancellation time is near!" 7/5/99"
>
> This newsgroup will be terminated" 7/6/99"
>
> You stupid pinheads will be damaged forever after this news group is
> shutdown
> forever and ever!!!" 7/20/99
>
> -RSan687689
> __
>
> ---[=  (A Plug :P)
> If you have read this far, visit...
> [{ http://zap.to/wonkypage/ }]
>  --
>  --
> Another troll-o-stupid® reply,© Wayway '00.
> http://outsider17.itgo.com
>  --
> I don't have any enemies. I like to think that this is because
> I'm a friendly and thoughtful person. However, the real reason
> is because all of my enemies have been cut up into little pieces
> and made into cat food.
>  --
> ®Points®
> Giver of...
> Bill Clinton points,
> En Taro Kabutops Points.  Share them with your Starcraft friends.
>
> *Points earned*
> 5 Andy Gave Me Points.
> 50 Heil to Goddish points
> 50 I know someone who has a zombie for a pet points
>  --
> In the beginning, there was the computer.
> And God entered: C:\Let there be light!
> Enter user ID
> C:\God
> Enter password
> C:\Omniscient
> Invalid password
> Enter password
> C:\Omnipotent
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
> C:\ Let there be light.
> Unrecognizable command
> C:\Create light
> Done
> C:\Run heaven and earth
> And God created Day and Night
> And God saw that there were 0 errors.
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
> C:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
> Unrecognizable command. Try again.
> C:\Create firmament
> Done.
> C:\Run firmament
> And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
> C:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and
> let the dry land appear and...
> Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
> C:\Create dry_land
> Done.
> C:\Run firmament
> And God saw there were 0 errors.
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
> C:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
> Unspecified type. Try again.
> C:\Create sun_moon_stars
> C:\Run sun_moon_stars
> And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the
> day and the moon and stars ruled over the night.
> And God saw there were 0 errors.
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01AM, Thursday, March 5
> C:\Create fish
> Done
> C:\Create fowl
> Done
> C:\Run fish, fowl
> And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
> creepeth where the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
> after its kind.
> And God saw there were 0 errors.
> And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
>
> And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
> C:\Create cattle
> Done
> C:\Create creepy_things
> Done
> C:\Now let us make man in our image
> Unspecified type. Try again.
> C:\Create man
> Done
> C:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and
> have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air
> and
> over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
> Too many command operands. Try again.
> C:\Run multiplication
> Execution terminated. 6 errors.
> C:\Run Breath
> Done
> C:\Run multiplication
> Execution terminated. 5 errors.
> C:\Move man to Garden of Eden
> Filename: Garden of Eden does not exist.
> Abort, Retry, Ignore?
> C:\Create Garden_of_Eden
> Too many parameters
> C:\Create Garden Eden.
> Done
> C:\Move man to Garden of Eden.
> Done
> C:\Run multiplication
> Execution terminated. 4 errors.
> C:\Copy woman from man
> Done
> C:\Run multiplication
> Execution terminated. 2 errors.
> C:\Create desire
> Done
> C:\Run multiplication
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden
> Eden.
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
> C:\Create freewill
> Done
> C:\Run freewill
> And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden
> Eden.
> Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
> C:\Undo desire
> Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
> C:\Destroy freewill
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
> Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
> C:\Help
> Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an
> inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel,
> or
> ask for help.
> C:\Create tree_of_knowledge
> C:\Create good, evil
> Done
> C:\Activate evil
> And God saw he had created shame.
> Warning system error in sector E95.
> Man and woman no longer located in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
> C:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
> Search failed. Abort, Retry, Ignore?
> C:\Delete shame
> Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
> C:\Destroy freewill
> Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.  Enter
> replacement,cancel, or ask for help.
> C:\Stop
> Unrecognizable command. Try again
> C:\Ctrl_Break
> C:\Ctrl_Break
>
> ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:
> COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE
> MINUTES
> PLEASE LOG OFF.
>
> C:\Create new world
> You have exceeded allocated file space. You must destroy old files
> before new ones can be created.
> C:\ Destroy earth
> Destroy earth: Please confirm.
> C:\Destroy earth
> Confirmed
>
> COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.
> SERVICE WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 12:01 AM.
> YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
>
> And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
>
> On Saturday, March 7, God rested.
>
> On March 8, God created Macintosh.
>
> Seeing that he could do better...
>
> On March 9, God created Linux.
>  --
> http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/
> Not my site, but I like the content.
>  --
>
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> To the Troll Army of Meow
>  --
> What's the one thing you believe in most strongly?
> Grapes. I strongly believe in grapes.
>
> Describe an experience you'll never forget.
> Eating grapes.
>
> What's the easiest way to get on your nerves?
> By saying you hate grapes.
>  --
> ~Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow
> is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
>
> ~Q: How are sex and air a lot alike?
> ~A: Neither one's a big deal unless you're not getting any.
>
> ~EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a
> man.
>
> ~How can men possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we
> want!
>
> ~Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
> raises some pretty good questions.
>
> ~A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
>
> ~Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
> experiences go, it's one of the best.
>
> ~Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's
> fantastic.
>
> And just how may I screw you over today?
>
> Does your train of thought have a caboose?
>
> So many freaks, so few circuses
>
> Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
>
> Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>
> Here I am!  Now what are your other 2 wishes?
>
> Chaos, panic, and disorder....my work here is done.
>
> Okay, okay, I take it back!  UnFuck you!
>  --
> Just back from my world record breaking attempt at freefall hand
> jiving from Everest I am keen to catch up with any buddies who have a
> genuine interest in root vegetables namely the parsnip and swede.
> Failing that if you were in 'nam (Cheltenham that is...Vietnam was for
> losers)  in 1990-1996 then we can share some stories, alterntatively i
> can talk to anyone with an 'r' in their name on the first friday of
> the month. I once had a toilet duck called Gerald; we used to trip the
> light fantastic down at the Palais, but that burned down and his love
> for me followed soon after. From those ashes came a new love in the
> form of a sheepskin jacket named Colin. He left me soon after the
> romance started and ran off with a leatherette poncho going by the
> name of Lesley. I'm still bitter but may have the energy to type to
> you....give me a try.
>  --
> the great white clouds
> may kiss the sky,
> the birds may
> kiss the butterfly,
> the morning dew
> may kiss the grass,
> but u my friend may kiss my ass
>  --
> -
> "Your thoughts are coming through on my phone"
> *Jeez, that ladies got a huge ass*
> "Those could be anyone's thoughts fat ass"
> --
> "Look I hate lying, it's just the best way to stop people from knowing
> the
> truth".
> --
> "You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know
> what your
> going to get. Your life however is like a box of active grenades"
> --
> "Fox is running one of those new reality programs, fast animals, slow
> children".
> --
> "Because of an accident today, the Quahog Tv transmitter will be out,
> of
> course no one can see this news program, so it doesn't matter what I
> say.
> I'm the lord Jesus Christ, think I'll get drunk and beat up some
> midgets"
> --
> "Are you going to tell me what i need to know, or am I going to have
> to show
> you my ass"
> ---
> "Hey barkeep who's leg do have to hump to get a dry martini around
> here"
> --
> This sig would be longer, but this is the last amount of space there
> is to
> write in.
> --
> Outsider.
> http://agsc.itgo.com
>
> We are AOL.  Prepare to be imitated.  Your bugs, deficiencies, and
> inadequacies will be added to our own.  Join us.  Resistance is easy.