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h..o..l..y..s..h..i..t........
What can we do to prevent/combat this? Is it for real or just some message
trying to express a really abstract view on our decadent western society or just
some stupid spam?
Weird shit, eh?
-Hoogie

Slave to Darkness wrote:

> The Future?
>
> The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English
> will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the
> other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
> conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
> accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish'.
>
> In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make
> the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of
> the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less
> letter.
>
> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
> troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'. This will make words like
> 'fotograf' 20% shorter.
>
> In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
> reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
> will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a horor
> to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the mes of the silent 'e'-s in
> the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
>
> By the 4th yar, peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing the 'th'
> with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd
> from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
> kombinations of leters.
>
> After zis fifz yar, ve vil hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
> trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
>
>   ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU !!!