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Re: Award Nominations Are Open: Jack sure bet to bag Geriatric Fag Sailor award in alt.flame

#293722
From: Optional Identity
Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2000 00:00
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According to the old (pre-meow) calendar, on Sat, 23 Dec 2000 02:46:53
GMT, the Troll (Mad Hatter©) Expectorated this gratuitously obvious,
attention, seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

>On Fri, 22 Dec 2000 16:35:03 -0500, John Kimball
><john...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>I'm afraid we don't share
>
>>Ahh, so you each have your own. I see.
>
>Well my Pinball asswhoopin club is a little bigger than his Pinball
>carving knife, but they both seem to get the job done nicely when it
>comes to you.
>

Come on MH fair is fair, he scored a point with that:
">>Ahh, so you each have your own. I see."
Comment, it made me laugh. 
I think it is in your interest to encourage your opponents to be
better at it, and being as how you don't possess an Usenet ego, you
can encourage. Think of it as feeding the animal you will one day
slaughter and eat, except I know it's an ongoing process for you and
the analogy doesn't hold. But, you know what I mean! :-)

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Optional Identity
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Skepticult Serial Number: 321-29337-833


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What is all this shit about masutrbating. Are you saying you don't, or
didn't in the past? Any man who doesn't whack it isn't a man, and
doesn't have a penis. Cock Rocket explains his masculinity in msg
ID <3a008d5f...@news.earthlink.net>

You're Optional Identity??? Oh, I forgot, everyone in this group is a
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From: Optional Identity <Troll4U...@meow.com>
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Subject: Re: Award Nominations Are Open: Jack sure bet to bag Geriatric Fag    Sailor award in alt.flame
Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2000 11:00:44 +1100
Organization: "You are either part of the Organization or part of the Solution." Col. O. Identity Skepticult # 321-29337-833
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