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On Wed, 20 Dec 2000 00:32:28 GMT, DevinTownsend@SYL.com (Cock Rocket)
wrote:

>That retarded fag0rt (Mad Hatter�) posted the following shortly before
>getting ch0wned by Master h0rax:
>
>>On Tue, 19 Dec 2000 19:59:27 GMT, strappingyounglad@hevydevy.com
>>(Caulk R0cket) wrote:
>>
>>>>>> >> >Hey! No one ever *proved* that Shoshona's stroke was our fault...
>>
>>>>>> >> Ahhh...reminicing over past pathetic accomplishments, you know, that's
>>>>>> >> a sign that yer startin to lose it...oh but then I guess we already
>>>>>> >> know you've lost it, simply by examining all the posts of mine that
>>>>>> >> you've failed to answer, think there's well over 50 at this point..
>>>>>> >> You better get it into gear bud or I'll just claim SPNAK on yer
>>>>>> >> worthless ass and move on.
>>
>>>>>> >Keeping you entertained is not high on my list of things to do. I'll resond
>>>>>> >to or not resond to any messages I choose, as I see fit.
>>
>>>>>> Ahhh...don't like being in my circle maze do you?  Well, that's just
>>>>>> too bad.  I guess you'll think twice before underestimating potential
>>>>>> targets.  `, )
>>
>>>>>It wouldn't be so bad if you were somewhat entertaining, but you seem to be
>>>>>a one-trick pony. And a boring one, at that.
>>
>>>>Well you're not supposed to be enjoying this moron.  Haven't you
>>>>figured out that I'm not even bothering to try and flame your
>>>>worthelss ass?  You're just like Whoops, stuck in the rat maze.  The
>>>>only way out of the maze is to stop posting to me but then if you do
>>>>that, I win the game.  Either way, I win.  `, )
>>
>>>So, do you think people will dodge you just because you're pretending
>>>to be the Mad Hatter?? 
>>
>>Oh look, another one of these.  Let me see if I can't try and make it
>>crystal clear for all you clusterfucks out there.  There exists two
>>primary Mad Hatters.  There's me, and then there's the oldbie Hatter,
>>the one who stopped posting to Usenet a couple years ago.  There
>>currently exists around 84,000 posts in Deja's archive with the name
>>Mad Hatter.  Roughly 40,000 of those posts are from the oldbie Hatter,
>>roughly 42,000 are mine, and the other 2,000 are from various non
>>consequential Hatters and forgers.  I have already exceeded the old
>>Hats posting mark and will continue to dwindle his achievements with
>>mine with every new post I make.
>>
>
>40,000 posts? I'd recommend a nice pocket pussy over Usenet any day.
>Listen, I'll spare you the beating, if you promise to get some fucking
>help. Jeez, I thought I posted a lot. 
>
>>>Get real, you j00ish fuckmachine. 
>>
>>Oh there's an insult.  How exactly is being a Jewish fuck machine a
>>bad thing?  I mean...at least I'd be gettin more than you, huh?  Oh,
>>but then I guess that's not really saying much, you don't get any.  
>>`, )
>
>This coming from someone with 40,000 posts??!? BWHAHAHAHAHHA! Hatter,
>you're in for the long haul here. Get fucking ready, cunt. 

Oh I've been ready for quite some time Cock Socket, now, where's my
pole...I think you could use a little sexual relief before I beat the
beat the living fuck out of you.   `, )

-Mad Hatter