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Re: An Email From Cock Rocket, Desperate Douchebag Deliberately Denies Doing it.

#293590
From: Optional Identity
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 04:21
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According to the old (pre-meow) calender, on Sun, 26 Nov 2000 03:42:07
GMT, the Troll mesh...@queech.com (Caulk Rocket - formerly Cock
Rocket) Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention seeking,
statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

>That stupid fag0rt: Optional Identity <Troll4U...@meow.com> was
>ch0wned right before I slapped him/her in the face with 20lbs of
>lutefisk:
>
>>According to the old (pre-meow) calender, on Sat, 25 Nov 2000 21:37:44
>>GMT, the Troll mesh...@queech.com (Caulk Rocket - formerly Cock
>>Rocket) Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention seeking,
>>statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :
>>
>>>That stupid fag0rt: Optional Identity <Troll4U...@meow.com> was
>>>ch0wned right before I slapped him/her in the face with 20lbs of
>>>lutefisk:
>>>
>>>>According to the old (pre-meow) calender, on Sat, 25 Nov 2000 10:25:24
>>>>-0000, the Troll "Weyoun the Dancing Borg"
>>>><weyoun@ntlworld.com.despam> Expectorated this gratuitously obvious,
>>>>attention seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :
>>>>
>>>>>"Optional Identity" <troll4U...@meow.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:0dhu1tsotb60461kfvt59gfaohinnft8s5@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>><snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Goon on ya OI!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>><bows>
>>>>
>>>
>>>BWHAHAHAHA! You are bowing to Weyoun. Somone who replies to their own
>>>posts, and was beaten so badly by me they admitted they were gay. Only
>>>you would show respect for such a fucking pussy. 
>>
>> I was bowing to the audience, fuckhead!
>>
>>Having no talent yourself the only bowing you do is when you go down
>>on your own cock rocket, or daddy's!
>>
>
>Oh daddy lames. Here is one for you, you should understand it because
>it is written in your language. Here it goes: I HAET YUO FOREVER HOMO
>BUTT JIZZ MONEKY ASS FAEC! 
>
>>The best way to understand the mathematical concept of infinity is to
>>contemplate the extent of cock rocket's self spnaking stupidity.
>>
>>Consider this, closet boy. You claim you beat Weyoun so bad he
>>admitted he was gay, is that what you said he had to do so you would
>>stop hitting him? Do you have many sadistic homosexual fantasies?
>>
>
>Maybe if you could make sense out of plain homo lames, it might work.

PKB You are the one who calls people fag0rt, not me. You claim to have
forced Weyoun to admit being gay, and claim this is a victory. I
merely point out that you are in the closet and have sadistic gay
fantasies, then you accuse me of gay lames! Dickhead. There is nothing
wrong with being gay, cock rocket. You should come out of the closet,
you will be happier when you do. And before you do the PKB dance. I am
40 years old, I know where I am coming from sexually. By now I ought
to. I know I am not gay, you probably are gay, but are also in denial
about it. I am just tying to help you come to terms with your self,
and lead a fulfilling life. Pointless exercise in your case, but my
work on you may help any number of lurkers.

>But since it's so hard to get that dick out of your mouth and think
>for a second, you might actually have a chane. 

A chane? I suppose you meant 'chance'? You know sometimes these little
typos are freudian slips. You have homosexual bondage on your
unconscious mind don't you cock rocket?

>Take it from someone
>who is -winning- ... You are getting phux0red, shitface. 

The only person who thinks you are winning is you. That is the
funniest thing about all this! The poor little queen in love with his
own cock (rocket is his pet name for his dick) stuck in the closet,
accusing all and sundry of being gay like that is a bad thing. Making
autospank, fag lames is not winning, cock rocket. You are delusional
as well as a sad, closeted, gay, bondage boy. I am not going to spnak
you any more if you just get an erection and try to hump my leg when I
do. Eeeew!

-- 
--
Optional Identity

Skepticult Membership Number: 321-29337-833

"During the space race, the Americans spent $4 million developing a
space-pen (a biro that does not rely on gravity: it uses compressed
gas). The Russians used pencils." 
Weyoun the Dancing Borg AKA 420 explains the Cold War,
in message <PujJ5.10959$bL1.2...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>

What is all this shit about masutrbating. Are you saying you don't, or
didn't in the past? Any man who doesn't whack it isn't a man, and
doesn't have a penis. Cock Rocket explains his masculinity in message
ID <3a008d5f...@news.earthlink.net>

"UM, i do NOT care what phone numbers you have dippy. if you 
do what you say you will do, this will NEVER end. because simply 
this, the more you do, the worse i get. BBQ Man (Emmutt Gulley) 
explains Usenet dancing and invites Obsidian to lead, in message ID
<bikj0t4tuuqg2t1b3hk0cu71pbnhgfetna@news-server>

"I have already refuted your evidence by PROVING that you have yet to
refute the likely existence of a paranormal afterlife."
Flagship1 of the Paranormal AfterLife redefines the word "LOGIC" in
msg ID<tbmr0tk69oir8vg8l...@4ax.com>
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From: Optional Identity <Troll4U...@meow.com>
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Subject: Re: An Email From Cock Rocket, Desperate Douchebag Deliberately Denies Doing it.
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 15:21:13 +1100
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