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According to the old (pre-meow) calender, on Sun, 26 Nov 2000 03:44:33
GMT, the Troll mesh...@queech.com (Caulk Rocket - formerly Cock
Rocket) Expectorated this gratuitously obvious, attention seeking,
statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :

>That stupid fag0rt: Kristopher K. Barrett
><kbar...@usenet-performance-art.org> was ch0wned right before I
>slapped him/her in the face with 20lbs of lutefisk:
>
>>On Sat, 25 Nov 2000 21:37:44 GMT, mesh...@queech.com (Cock Rocket)
>>lifted the giant obsidian doorknocker, and spake the following non
>>sequitur:
>>
>>>That stupid fag0rt: Optional Identity <Troll4U...@meow.com> was
>>>ch0wned right before I slapped him/her in the face with 20lbs of
>>>lutefisk:
>>>
>>>>According to the old (pre-meow) calender, on Sat, 25 Nov 2000 10:25:24
>>>>-0000, the Troll "Weyoun the Dancing Borg"
>>>><weyoun@ntlworld.com.despam> Expectorated this gratuitously obvious,
>>>>attention seeking, statement into the aethyr of alt.usenet.kooks :
>>>>
>>>>>"Optional Identity" <troll4U...@meow.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:0dhu1tsotb60461kfvt59gfaohinnft8s5@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>><snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Goon on ya OI!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>><bows>
>>>>
>>>
>>>BWHAHAHAHA! You are bowing to Weyoun. Somone who replies to their own
>>>posts, and was beaten so badly by me they admitted they were gay. Only
>>>you would show respect for such a fucking pussy. 
>>
>>Your obsession with homosexuality really does lead us to believe that
>>you are a latent homosexual. Have you considered dating men, Cock
>>Rocket? I think you might be able to find some other form of sexual
>>expression that onanism that way.
>>
>>And judging from your fascination with the subject, I think you might
>>just enjoy yourself.
>>
>>
>
>PEE KAY BEE. The only thing you are doing is covering up your own
>homosexuality by pointing the finger at others, and saying they are
>gay. Now get back to your apparent faggotism, fucksor. 

Aah the denial is strong in this one, Kristopher. Me thinks it is the
need for bondage, discipline and humiliation that is holding him back
from the full experience of sex with someone other than himself. A
shame really. You know cock rocket, you should start out slowly, then
add the sex toys and the bondage gear later when you are comfortable
with your sexual orientation. Don't be afraid of the intensity of your
yearning for a boy friend to keep you in line, it will all work out
fine if you admit the truth first to yourself. You will find it
changes your life for the better! Honestly!

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Optional Identity

Skepticult Membership Number: 321-29337-833

"During the space race, the Americans spent $4 million developing a
space-pen (a biro that does not rely on gravity: it uses compressed
gas). The Russians used pencils." 
Weyoun the Dancing Borg AKA 420 explains the Cold War,
in message <PujJ5.10959$bL1.2...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>

What is all this shit about masutrbating. Are you saying you don't, or
didn't in the past? Any man who doesn't whack it isn't a man, and
doesn't have a penis. Cock Rocket explains his masculinity in message
ID <3a008d5f...@news.earthlink.net>

"UM, i do NOT care what phone numbers you have dippy. if you 
do what you say you will do, this will NEVER end. because simply 
this, the more you do, the worse i get. BBQ Man (Emmutt Gulley) 
explains Usenet dancing and invites Obsidian to lead, in message ID
<bikj0t4tuuqg2t1b3hk0cu71pbnhgfetna@news-server>

"I have already refuted your evidence by PROVING that you have yet to
refute the likely existence of a paranormal afterlife."
Flagship1 of the Paranormal AfterLife redefines the word "LOGIC" in
msg ID<tbmr0tk69oir8vg8l...@4ax.com>