🚀 go-pugleaf

Sjergi wrote:
> 
> I was like, "Oh, my God!  No WAY!"  And so then Cooper01 <f...@primus.com.au>
> totally goes like:
> 
> >no we didn't
> 
> Prove it.
> 

ok, how's this:
this is the first message we saw in AGSC
no one here sent it

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: The Maryanne Kehoe alphabetic cascade
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 11:47:11 -0700
From: AgCorvus <agco...@usenet-performance-art.org>
Reply-To: agco...@hotmail.com
Organization: /7 My house, in the middle of the street, my house 7/
Newsgroups:
alt.games.starcraft,aus.flame,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.horror.werewolves,alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame,alt.romath,alt.nerd.obsessive
References: <7u9s3s$3k1$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>
<7ubbfo$kpa$2...@nntpd.databasix.com> <7ubdi3$3ca$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>
<7ubf04$s4o$5...@nntpd.databasix.com> <7ubsn9$66c$1...@nnrp03.primenet.com>

wo...@deathpenguin.com (Wotan) put fingers to keyboard and pounded out
the following:

>In article <7ubf04$s4o$5...@nntpd.databasix.com>,
>Lord Olive Loaf  <kewlduedNOSAPM@SAPMRES_BIET_ME_databasix_DOT_com_I_PROBABLY_WONT_REPLY_SO_DONT_TAKE_OFFENCE_EH> posted, then thought about:
>
>>Sergi wrote:
>>> 
>>> I was like, "Oh, my God!  No WAY!"  And so then moc@xisabatad.tacdem (Medical
>>> Catastrophe) totally goes like:
>>> 
>>> >Sergi <se...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> I was like, "Oh, my God!  No WAY!"  And so then "Charles Ulric Farley"
>>> >> <trol...@keesing-keay.gen.nz> totally goes like:
>>> >>
>>> >> >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Sergi <se...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>> >> >news:7ub4m0$3ca$13@nntpd.databasix.com...
>>> >> >> I was like, "Oh, my God!  No WAY!"  And so then moc@xisabatad.tacdem
>>> >> >(Medical
>>> >> >> Catastrophe) totally goes like:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >FBI Agent <agent@ffbbii.cam> wrote:
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> Wotan wrote:
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> > In article <7uak03$1ad$1...@nntpd.databasix.com>,
>>> >> >> >> > Lord Olive Loaf
>>> >> >>
>>><kewlduedNOSAPM@SAPMRES_BIET_ME_databasix_DOT_com_I_PROBABLY_WONT_REPLY_
>>> >> >> >SO_DONT_TAKE_OFFENCE_EH> posted, then thought about:
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> > >Martin Hannigan wrote:
>>> >> >> >> > >>
>>> >> >> >> > >> On Sat, 16 Oct 1999 13:15:57 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
>>> >> >> >> > >> <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote:
>>> >> >> >> > >> >On Sat, 16 Oct 1999 11:13:23 -0400, in article
>>> >> >> >> > >> ><7ua4it$nb9$2...@nntpd.databasix.com>,
>>cip...@databasix.com (Cipher)
>>> >> >wrote:
>>> >> >> >> > >> >
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>In article <380a7d5b...@news.alt.net>,
>>> >> >mary...@kehoeisacunt.com
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>(Kehoe Is An Ugly Bitch) wrote:
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >> >> >A is for asshole which is what Maryanne's head looks
>>> >> >like
>>> >> >> >> > >!!!!1!!1!1!!!
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >> >> B is for bitch, what Maryanne's is.
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >> >C is for Cunt.  A netcopping Cunt.
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >> D is for diaper, which is what Maryanne's boyfriends all
>>> >> >wear!
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >E is for "EGADS!!!!11", she has boyfriends? 
>>Reproduction is
>>> >> >> >imminent.
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> F is for Felching, her sole form of nourishment.
>>> >> >> >> > >> >>G is for Gross.  Which is what her olive loaf shaped
>>head is...
>>> >> >> >> > >> >H is for Hannigan, her honey from Baston, MA.
>>> >> >> >> > >> I IS FOR IDIOT, WHICH GARY BURNORE IS.
>>> >> >> >> > >J is for JOWELS, those big wobbly folds of face fat that
>>turn Marty
>>> >> >on
>>> >> >> >> > K is for kaput, which Loaf Head's usenet life has become.
>>> >> >> >> L is for Labia, which Loafy loves to lick.
>>> >> >> >M is for Muff-Rot, the fungus in her crotch.
>>> >> >> N is for Neener, what I said when she 'copped me.
>>> >> >O is for orgasm, which she can only reach with a bundle of four olive
>>> >> >loaves.
>>> >> P is for Penis, she'll have one after the surgery.
>>> >Q is for Quaaludes, she looks like she took the whole box.
>>> R is for Rug, which she likes to munch.
>>S is for Semen, something she can produce
>T is for the tight-assed bitch she is.
U is for how buttfucking ugly she is.

AgCorvus


> >the first message we saw was a RE:
> >someone somewhere outside of AGSC started it.
> >now stop cross posting pls.!!
> >
> 
> You're the one who's crossposting.
> 

no we're/I'm not.
somebody else started it.
now go back into your cave, dogboy

> >Sjergi wrote:
> >>
> >> I was like, "Oh, my God!  No WAY!"  And so then Cooper01 <f...@primus.com.au>
> >> totally goes like:
> >>
> >> >Message from user in alt.games.starcraft:
> >> >
> >> >get the hell out of our newsgroup.
> >> >we don't give a flying fuck about this crap
> >> >at least, not in this ng.
> >> >please remove alt.games.starcraft from your mailing list, and make sure
> >> >you don't do it again!!!
> >>
> >> You started it.
> >> --
> >> Sergi, KotAGoR XXX
> 
> --
<><>Snip Silly Sig<><>

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