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It was a dark and dreary Wed, 2 Sep 1998 17:09:58 -0400, when that
crazy old bastard, "Duo Maxwell" <bloo...@99main.com>, scribbled the
following message on a used cocktail napkin and stuck it in
alt.games.final-fantasy, using old chewing gum as an adhesive:

Þ
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Þ>Þ>| AIM: DaveG 1000           |   TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY POSTS  \/
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Þ>Þ>| dgi...@meeker.k12.co.us  |   TO ALT.GAMES.FINAL-FANTASY
(0250)
Þ>|
Þ
Þ>ÞIf I knew this was getting crossposted to Final Fantasy fans, I
would
Þ>have
Þ>Þsaid how it rips off
Þ>ÞUltima, and that I like Phantasy Star better.....
Þ>Þ
Þ>ÞHehehe....
Þ>Þ
Þ>Þ
Þ>
Þ>Hehehe. That's why I love crossposts- you can have the stuff you
like
Þ>insulted by people from newsgroups you'd never dream of visiting.
Þ>
ÞHey I like the FF games, but I like Phantasy Star and Ultima better.
Þ(Putting me in the minority, as most RPG fans worship Final Fantasy
or
ÞLunar.)
Þ
ÞI would not have put 90+ hours into the 2 PSX Final Fantasies
otherwise,
Þwould I?
ÞNor would I have all the Bandai toys except Red 13, which some
bastard
Þpulled out of my reserve pile at the comic book store.....
Þ
ÞWell...  gotta get back to gaming... Wing Commander:Secret Ops is
Þcalling....
Þ

I'm gonna download that at school. Their T1 is mucho faster than my
28.8. Good game?

--
-Dave, AGFF Gunslinger

For the benefit of my esteemed high school principal, I have used his email address in the header of this message.  My own is further down in my sig.

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-=Quotes=-

" 'Cloud: Think I should buy some estrogen.' " -Eldrick Tobin, in regards to
Cloud wearing one of Tifa's blouses

"You know what I really hate? Buttered toast. It's always the
same thing, when you toss it up into the air, it always lands
butter face down. I mean, why? Why does it have to land
butter side down for? One would assume that the laws of physics
would allow the damned toast to land butter side up occasionally,
but nnnnnnooooooooooooo, it always lands butter side down.
Damned stupid toast." -Edwyn, being demented.

gene...@my-dejanews.com wrote in article
<6pg5oe$rln$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> Please e-mail your response to resistan...@hotmail.com.
> Final Fantasy 7 came out for the PC. should I get it, or is it a scam?

It's a scam.  The game doesn't really exist.  The cds in the box actually
have movies, pics, and wav files of THE BEST OF GALLAGHER.  I thought I was
going to get a great game, but instead I ended up with hours and hours of a
guy smashing fruit.  -Brian Ward

"I don't think that's a good choice.  Yuffie is supposed to be Japanese.  
Natalie Imbruglia isn't even oriental.  I have the name of a Japanese 
porn star somewhere and she looks like Yuffie.  I forget her name... 
Aika Murai?  Aika Mirua?" -Marcus Yu

"The word for today, kids, is Troll. This is a Troll. Not the small brain
cavity. The Troll is ill-equipped for higher thought, thusly giving him
a low self-esteem to match his IQ. To compensate for this, he must
flaunt his stupidity by posting extremely flammable statements to gain
the delusion of popularity based off the number of replies he harvests." -Dark Half

"The White Mage gave a sigh of pleasure as Gordon and Elia (?) stripped
"him" to find out what many had already guessed: That the Mage had fully
functional male and female parts.  Lenna, meanwhile, was enjoying being
probed by Squall's tongue.  MARCIE was concentrating on pumping the
tied-up Sprite.  "I'm so glad I gave up Kaeli, Phobe, and Tristam for
this!" Benjamin moaned as the Dog attached himself to his leg..." -Robert Rahl

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