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From: jerk-o
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 15:39

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth 

$49.00. 


-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O 

With Enron, 

you would have had 
 

$16.50 

left of the original $1,000.00. 
 
 
 
-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O 
 


With WorldCom, 

you would have had less than 
 
 
 
$5.00 left. 

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- 
 
 
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 
 


worth of Beer one year ago, 


drank all the beer, 

then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, 
you would have had 

$214.00. 
 

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 
 

Based on the above, 
 



current investment advice is to 
 


drink heavily and 
recycle. 
 
 
 
 
 
It's called the 401 Keg Plan
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