🚀 go-pugleaf

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 10:14:25 +0200, Byers ex machina wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 02:04:36 GMT, sven the unpleasant
> <would...@liketoknow.com> wrote:
> 
>>The music didn't load, and a bunch of badly animated GIFs of retarded
>>kids dancing is far from funny. Well, after thinking about it a bit, it is
>>kind of funny, but not in the intended way. It's funny because the people
>>that find such stupidity funny can't be too far away from the intelligence
>>of the retarded people that they so gleefully ridicule. If you're going to
>>laugh at a retarded person, at least laugh when they do something funny,
>>such as rollerskating down the street and tripping over a stick (an event
>>I witnessed, and laughed heartily at). Now *that's* funny. And I am going
>>to Hell, but I'll be in the classy section. You know, the part where they
>>leave you a little mint on the coals you use as a pillow.
> 
> Which brings up an interesting question: Won't the mint be vaporized
> by the hellfire?

Not vaporized, but melted into a scalding liquid. Satan doesn't want us to
have too much fun down there, but I must admit I enjoy the smell of
burning flesh accented by a little bit of melted mint.

> And how about the pillow? Hmm, it's an intriguing
> conundrum we have here, indeed.

Sheesh, the coals *are* your pillow. It is Hell, after all, and not some
upscale five star hotel.