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9 total messages Started by Ed Zagmoon Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:53
Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283191
Author: Ed Zagmoon
Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:53
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When I was a kid, I was nice and innocent, a good student
and always friendly.

Then a friend gave me Quake II. This game changed my life.
I failed at school. I became violent and beat up innocent
schoolgirls. I became interested in guns. Then I started
to steal things and began to lust for human flesh.

And now? Now I'm a cannibalistic serial killer who likes
to torture, mutilate, rape, butcher and eat his victims.

Thanks to Quake 2 !! This game turned me into a psychopath!
Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283192
Author: EvilBill
Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:54
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Please don't feed the troll.

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to expect the worst.

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Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283194
Author: Dan C
Date: Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:16
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["Followup-To:" header set to alt.games.quake2.]
On 2007-02-05, Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> When I was a kid, I was nice and innocent, a good student
> and always friendly.

And now, you've grown up to be:


             
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Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283195
Author: HyperCube33 (Life2Death)
Date: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:52
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I have one for you, stupid people. Stupid people turned me into a hater.
Of those who are like your stupid self.
Take some responsibility, eh?

Faker.

"Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:1170672838.538488.169740@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> When I was a kid, I was nice and innocent, a good student
> and always friendly.
>
> Then a friend gave me Quake II. This game changed my life.
> I failed at school. I became violent and beat up innocent
> schoolgirls. I became interested in guns. Then I started
> to steal things and began to lust for human flesh.
>
> And now? Now I'm a cannibalistic serial killer who likes
> to torture, mutilate, rape, butcher and eat his victims.
>
> Thanks to Quake 2 !! This game turned me into a psychopath!
> 
Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283196
Author: Rami Niemi
Date: Wed, 07 Feb 2007 22:06
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Pacman turned me into a drug addict!!! Mmmm...pills, gotta have more 
oooh shit, a ghost, eek!!

Ok, not really, just kidding. Quake 2 didn't turn you into anything. You 
were retarded or mentally ill to begin with.
Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283193
Author: McG.
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:38
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"EvilBill" <quake2lives@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:52pcr1F1o3rakU1@mid.individual.net...
> Please don't feed the troll.
>
It's just a wannabe...
McG. 
Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283197
Author: Tom
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:10
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On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:53:58 -0800, Ed Zagmoon wrote:

> And now? Now I'm a cannibalistic serial killer who likes....

Um.. On second thought I'll pass on that manwich. Thanks.
Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283198
Author: Vogon Jeltz
Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:44
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On 5 Feb 2007 02:53:58 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>When I was a kid, I was nice and innocent, a good student
>and always friendly.
>
>Then a friend gave me Quake II. This game changed my life.
>I failed at school. I became violent and beat up innocent
>schoolgirls. I became interested in guns. Then I started
>to steal things and began to lust for human flesh.
>
>And now? Now I'm a cannibalistic serial killer who likes
>to torture, mutilate, rape, butcher and eat his victims.
>
>Thanks to Quake 2 !! This game turned me into a psychopath!

What's wrong with that ?
Re: Quake II turned me into a violent person !!!
#283199
Author: Fuster
Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:12
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"Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote:

> When I was a kid, I was nice and innocent, a good student
> and always friendly.
> 
> Then a friend gave me Quake II. This game changed my life.
> I failed at school. I became violent and beat up innocent
> schoolgirls. I became interested in guns. Then I started
> to steal things and began to lust for human flesh.
> 
> And now? Now I'm a cannibalistic serial killer who likes
> to torture, mutilate, rape, butcher and eat his victims.
> 
> Thanks to Quake 2 !! This game turned me into a psychopath!
> 
> 

Make sure you are using the unofficial 3.21 release and you should be 
fine... the psychopathic buffer underrun was patched with that release.
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