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8 total messages Started by Debil Mon Sun, 13 Jul 2003 15:18
Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74699
Author: Debil Mon
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2003 15:18
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http://www.gopostal.com/babes/contest.cgi?id=Maninblack

Running With Scissors Launches POSTAL 2 Contest!


http://www.gopostal.com/babes/contest.cgi?id=Maninblack   

Outrageous Videogame Developer offers fans a shot at participating in
the NUDE POSTAL BABES 2004 CALENDAR SHOOT

Tucson, AZ - Starting Friday, July 11, 2003, Running With Scissors,
cordially invites their sickly loyal fans to enter the most outrageous
contest - ever. "It's every guy's - and some girl's - dream of a
lifetime," oozed Vince Desi, Running With Scissors' flesh-inflamed CEO.
"This brings new meaning to the expression 'Going Postal' - it's
virgin-breaking territory over the Internet."

The POSTAL 2 Most Outrageous Screenshot Contest is being cosponsored by
over 30 websites. The Grand Prize is so enticing that even the Postal
Dude drools at the mere mention of it! And the Grand Prize is?

One truly blessed fan will assist world famous Hollywood photographer
Lee Roth on-location at the NUDE POSTAL BABES 2004 CALENDAR shoot.

The Grand Prize, which includes round-trip airfare, luxury hotel
accommodations, and partying with Running With Scissors, will be awarded
to the fan who can concoct the most OUTRAGEOUS screen shot from POSTAL
2. First Runner-Up will receive an authentic POSTAL 2 thong worn by the
Blonde Postal Babe at E3 in Los Angeles (delivered in its original
zip-lock bag to ensure tasty freshness), a POSTAL BABES signed calendar,
and lots of Running With Scissors stuff.

Blood, fire, vomit, animals... use your game-playing skills, your
photo-shop skills, creative writing skills, your audio skills - it's all
good. Rules, you ask? There are no rules! Just send in your most
OUTRAGEOUS screen shot from POSTAL 2!

For more information: 

http://www.gopostal.com/babes/contest.cgi?id=Maninblack


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Re: Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74700
Author: Ixnei
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 06:33
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On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 08:18:58 -0700, Debil Mon wrote:

> Running With Scissors Launches POSTAL 2 Contest!

Isn't this the game where you can piss and defacate on decapitated
corpses after you've killed them?  Sounds like real down-home
old-fashioned fun...

-- 
We HAVE been at war with Iraq for 13 years now, bombing their 
  country on at least a weekly basis.
"U.S.-led sanctions have killed over a million Iraqi citizens, 
  according to UN studies" - James Jennings
3,000+ innocent Iraqi civilian casualties can't be "wrong"...
Re: Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74701
Author: Inferno
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 15:14
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Wel, POSTAL2 is a lot worse than Postal 1. So only when you like adolescent
humor, buy it.

"Ixnei" <ixnei@ixnei.ixnei> schreef in bericht
news:pan.2003.07.14.06.50.51.982840@ixnei.ixnei...
> On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 08:18:58 -0700, Debil Mon wrote:
>
> > Running With Scissors Launches POSTAL 2 Contest!
>
> Isn't this the game where you can piss and defacate on decapitated
> corpses after you've killed them?  Sounds like real down-home
> old-fashioned fun...
>
> -- 
> We HAVE been at war with Iraq for 13 years now, bombing their
>   country on at least a weekly basis.
> "U.S.-led sanctions have killed over a million Iraqi citizens,
>   according to UN studies" - James Jennings
> 3,000+ innocent Iraqi civilian casualties can't be "wrong"...
Re: Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74706
Author: Shaun Hill
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 21:24
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Ixnei wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 08:18:58 -0700, Debil Mon wrote:
> 
> 
>>Running With Scissors Launches POSTAL 2 Contest!
> 
> 
> Isn't this the game where you can piss and defacate

defacate?  no way.  that would just be sick.  piss is one thing, but 
defacating would be going too far.


-- 
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Re: Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74702
Author: Erik Max Francis
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 00:32
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Inferno wrote:

> Wel, POSTAL2 is a lot worse than Postal 1. So only when you like
> adolescent
> humor, buy it.

Indeed.  It's getting some of the worst reviews of any game, ever. 
Which is quite an accomplishment.

Why anyone had the brilliant idea of making a sequel to Postal, I'll
never know.

-- 
   Erik Max Francis && max@alcyone.com && http://www.alcyone.com/max/
 __ San Jose, CA, USA && 37 20 N 121 53 W && &tSftDotIotE
/  \ Does the true light / Of love come in flashes
\__/  Sandra St. Victor
Re: Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74703
Author: Forplay2k
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 04:18
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Because some moron is willing to pay money for it..




"Erik Max Francis" <max@alcyone.com> wrote in message
news:3F134B8F.DAA1F414@alcyone.com...
> Inferno wrote:
>
> > Wel, POSTAL2 is a lot worse than Postal 1. So only when you like
> > adolescent
> > humor, buy it.
>
> Indeed.  It's getting some of the worst reviews of any game, ever.
> Which is quite an accomplishment.
>
> Why anyone had the brilliant idea of making a sequel to Postal, I'll
> never know.
>
> -- 
>    Erik Max Francis && max@alcyone.com && http://www.alcyone.com/max/
>  __ San Jose, CA, USA && 37 20 N 121 53 W && &tSftDotIotE
> /  \ Does the true light / Of love come in flashes
> \__/  Sandra St. Victor
Re: Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74704
Author: Erik Max Francis
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 05:30
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Forplay2k wrote:

> Because some moron is willing to pay money for it..

Fair enough.  Now explain to me why Loki Software made a port of Postal
to Linux in 2000?

-- 
   Erik Max Francis && max@alcyone.com && http://www.alcyone.com/max/
 __ San Jose, CA, USA && 37 20 N 121 53 W && &tSftDotIotE
/  \ Honesty has nothing to hide
\__/  Joi
Re: Postal 2: Blow Things Up, Win Stuff!
#74705
Author: -MrB-
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 18:51
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The people run around like idiots.  It's way to cartoon-ish to be getting
all the bad reviews.
There is a Demo for it.  It's free and there is a code to play for more then
the 7 seconds.
Set Gamestate Demotime 9999  (it gives you 165mins)
Alamode (god mode)
PackNHeat (all weapons available on that level no Head. RL or Flame)

Download it play it twice and uninstall it or leave on for those days when
you need to release some tension, like when you loose your job.  It's a good
free stress reliever.  If you like it buy it, but I do not know how someone
would call 22 levels of that fun...
-=Mr_B=-

"Erik Max Francis" <m...@alcyone.com> wrote in message
news:3F13917B.66EB1A9F@alcyone.com...
> Forplay2k wrote:
>
> > Because some moron is willing to pay money for it..
>
> Fair enough.  Now explain to me why Loki Software made a port of Postal
> to Linux in 2000?
>
> -- 
>    Erik Max Francis && m...@alcyone.com && http://www.alcyone.com/max/
>  __ San Jose, CA, USA && 37 20 N 121 53 W && &tSftDotIotE
> /  \ Honesty has nothing to hide
> \__/  Joi
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