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A while back some folks had 1001 new names for Quake going on.  Here's some
of what they had, along with a few more I thought up :-)

1.  The game formerly known as Quake.
2.  Squiggle
3.  Thingy
4.  Prince
5.  Lifebane 2.  The revenge.
6.  Doom 3
7.  Wolfenstein 4D
8.  Spoogerama
9.  Quake.  Bringer of Justice, Destroyer of Realms.
10.  Sex on Disks.
11.  *Drool*
12.  The AntiCrusade
13.  37337
14.  Darker Forces
15.  Norse Hammer
16.  *Spooge*
17.  The End of Bandwidth
18.  Killfest '96
19.  Keegan Killer
20.  Mall Wars
21.  In to the Shadows : The Deception
22.  TIE fighter Gold collectors CD-ROM
23.  WarCraft 3
24.  Star Control 4
25.  Doom 0
26.  Duke Nuke em 3D
27.  Hexen
28.  Negativland
29.  NCC-1701 E
30.  Destruction Derby
31.  Virtua Fighter 3
32.  Super Mario Kart 2
33.  What KMFDM *really* means
34.  Ultima 9
35.  Ultima Under world 3
36.  Crusader : Some Remorse
37.  Mortal Kombat 4
38.  Invisible
39.  Unreal
40.  Greed
41.  Witchhaven
42.  Tekwar
43.  HALO 11
44.  Achient Art of War
45.  Buck Rogers and the planet Zoom
46.  Descent to Undermountain 2
47.  The Bible 2
48.  Madden Football 2005
49.  Windows 2000
50.  The "UNIX" that girl in jurassic park knew how to use.
51.  Stupid
52.  sp00kii
53.  Helter Stupid
54.  www.hate.com
55.  Where in the World in John Romero
56.  Ti-85 compatible version of Ultimate Doom
57.  Kill'em all
58.  Doge the Hammer
59.  M.C. Hammer's mad party
60.  Pshco's 'R' us
61.  Please do not feed the devils
62.  Die quick and painlessly
63.  Beat'em all to a bloody pulp
64.  The gods and the bloody pulps
65.  Smashed and stuck to the floor
66.  Kill & Destroy
67.  Barney is back!
68.  Power Barneys and their bloody guts
69.  Wolfenstien 5-D
70.  Doom 3.0
71.  You VS. Them
72.  It's red with a pointy tail
73.  Its green and gooey
74.  Quake: The path of destruction
75.  We are their DOOM
76.  Greedy angels
77.  Have pitty, don't eat me.
78.  Fall & Die
79.  Push and kill!
80.  Warning: Vicious Demon
81.  Warning: Vicious Devils
82.  Warning: Vicious Devils & Demons
83.  Watch Site: Demons Eating Devils
84.  K O D   ( Kill Or Die )
85.  Doom 3-D
86.  Nuke'em all
87.  Acquire and Destroy
88.  Find or Be Found
89.  Blood, blood, blood
90.  Blood, guts, bloody guts
91.  You don't know DEATH!
92.  NFS ( Need for Smashin' )
93.  Satan's begging bothers you
94.  17 or above ONLY
95.  BloodKeep
96.  Aces over lots o' dead bodies
97.  Bananas in Pijamas
98.  Barney&Friends
99.  U DON'T LIKE IT? YOU KILL IT!
100.  DOOM... THE 100th ANIVERSARY
101.  Doom 95.
102.  WOMPAD -Weapons Of Mass Power And Destruction
103.  Big Fraggin Hammer
104.  Return of Thor
105.  Blixt och Dunder
106.  And the Screen was Red!!!
107.  SimDeath
108.  F-Zero-C-K
109.  Quake: The Revenge of Pac-Man
110.  Ultimate Donkey Kong
111.  Dr. Who meets Dr. Demented
112.  Meltdown
113.  Sonic the Hedgehog 4  (no, wait, can't do this, you can't roll)
114.  Spaceballs:  The Video Game  (oops, that was DOOM)
115.  ADRENALINE
116.  www.666.edu
117.  Super Quake Bros.
118.  Jizz
119.  Quake: The Fight For Cheese
120.  Us vs. Them
121.  Quack
122.  Commander Keen 7
123.  Into The Shadows
124.  QOS (Quake OS) 
125.  Ugh, me tough!
126.  Death to WaReZ
127.  Crystal Dreams III
128.  Long live the mouse!
129.  I'm bored, I think I'll go kill something
130.  HammerHead
131.  How to kill in one easy lesson
132.  You want to do WHAT with that hammer?
133.  Items from the depths
134.  ROAAAR
135.  Kill your cyberman
136.  Chew 'em up and spit 'em out
137.  The green thing that came to lunch
138.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no you can't have a beta
140.  Axe weilding child stealing no feelings madman loose in
disneyland
141.  You'll Never Win!!!
142.  ALFA, BETA, GAMMA, who gives a SHIT! Gime!!!
143.  Crack
144.  Quaked
145. Wolfenstein II - A tribute to our German Friends
146. B1FF'Z K1LLR WAR3Z !!1!111!1!1!!!11!1111!! :)
147. "                 "
148. Another face in the mud
149. Little strange thing called violence
150. Banned to dimension 666
151. Little big adventure 3 1/3
152. How to kill: Fast and Effectively
153: Pirates are punished by death
154. SpiderMan's adventures
155. BatMan 6
156. Kill, Kill, Kill, but don't Murder
157. 3d studie release: Violence
158: Navy soldier captured by Evil, ESCAPE
159. Introduction to the art of killing
160. Introduction to the art of violence
161. Introduction to Shakespeare
162. Be a good christian, save the WORLD
163. Warrior - The final Challenge
164. Wanderer 
165. Back to School 
166. Get a life, Asshole
167. Kill Kent Kilkenney
168. MOPT (morder or play tetris)
169. Been Caught Steeling (So What?)
170. The sad but true story of Ray mingus ...
171. Why just kill, when you can K I L L?
172. My favourite: Army of Darkness (the Game)
173. The Magic School Bus
174. Graham Gooch's World Class Cricket
175. Academic Probation
176. Micro*oft Golf
177. Lemmings 4
178. When Harry Met a Flaming Hammer
179. Quake: The New CD from Nine Inch |/|ails.
180. Super Mario Brothers 3D
181. Quicken
182.  It's so really you'll shit in your pants!
183.  Fool Goule
184.  Doom (cubed)
185.  Carnage 101
186.  DOOHEX IV
187.  DOOM Version 34865913869.69846
188.  Dungeons and Dragons
189.  Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
190.  Butcher
191.  "______________"
192.  Not of this world!
193.  Never gona get it.
194.  Warhammer 
195.  Anything else?
196.  A computer game that will make you go out to buy a Pentium 133
so you can play it.
197.  Oh Oh.
198.  666
199.  Satan
200.  Cracked
201.  Shit hits the fan!
202.  You hit the fan!
203.  Makes DOOM, DOOM ][, etc. Look like Asteroids for the ATARI.
204.  It's the 69000 from Id.
205.  Corky
206.  Fractured
207.  Broken
208.  Conquered
209.  Crushed
210.  Beaten to a pull
211.  Oh! Let's kill everything!!!
212.  Yes!!! DOOM in 20D
213.  Yes!!! DOOM in real life.
214.  If it does come out.  You won't be able to afford it.  And even
if you do.  Then your machine will be          too slow to run it.
215.  Not that!!!
216.  Welcome to the next Nightmare
217.  Mortals
218.  DOOM the warp back in time, but better!
219.  This is your life B.J.  (B.J. from Wolf3D)
220.  DOOM meets HEXEN
221.  No way!
222.  Q
223.  Is that real?
224.  NIN
225.  JOHN and CARMACK:  The Third Generation.
226.  Money maker!
227.  Don't get mad, get Quake.
228.  Master Blaster
229.  Holy Shit!
230.  Help, I need a hammer!
231.  Gugu Gaga.
232.  Slaughter in 3D
233.  Sorry What!?
234.  Quaker
235.  Hack and Slash
236.  Die, Die, Die..........
237.  Yohos
238.  Wolfed
239.  Blasted
240.  Whooped
241.  FUCK
242.  Net Massacre
243.  Comm Death
244.  00Q
245.  Running on Pentium
246.  Need 25 Meg Ram
247.  You guest it!
248.  Q you too!
249.  Stupid thing
250.  No more Mr. Nice guy!
251.  Creeping Death
252.  FTPCDROMCOM
253.  Oh, Lightning
254.  64 player chaos
255.  Hallelujah
256.  Jupiter
257.  Knee deep in DOOM
258.  The game of Life
259.  Hyper Doom
260.  HEXEN 10X
261.  ddhhq
262.  Disciples of Hell
263.  Crazy Train
264.  Opus
265.  Sonic Boom
266.  The Crow: A computer game.
267.  Smurfs
268.  In Wolf3D & Spear you killed Nazis. In Doom & Doom ][ you killed
Demons. In Hexen & Heretic          you killed more Demons.  In Quake
you kill EVERYTHING!
269.  Q what?  
270.  Were not in DOOM anymore!
271.  DOOM UNLIMITED: The Premix.
272.  Not nice at all.
273.  HEXMEX
274.  Mufasa
275.  Loki
276.  aftershock
277.  Shadowrun
278.  He-Man: And the Masters of the Universe
279.  QOOM
280.  Nuke'em
281.  Zoop
282.  Rifts
283.  Obsession
284.  Quake 95'
285.  Quake 96'
286.  WAD
287.  Heretic Re-Revisited
288.  NC17
289.  SEEK & DESTROY
290.  Weapon X
291.  Beserker
292.  The Who, What, When, Why and Where of destruction.
293.  Meet your maker.
294.  Evil
295.  The Complete DOOM/DOOM ][ Accessory Pack.
296.  Death Manager 9484.95A
297.  EKAUQ
298.  Tetris 6D
299.  Hysteria
300.  OZ ][ 

        AND HERE ARE _MORE_ NEW NAMES FOR QUAKE....

301.  Bloody Mess
302.  Marvel vs. DC
303.  Romero vs. Gates
304.  Dahmer-rama 3D
305.  Flake
306.  earthQUAKE
307.  MechWarrior 5
308.  Quake for Dummies
309.  The Complete Idiot's Guide to Quake
310.  Though this be madness...
311.  DOOMed to Die
312.  Oliver Stone's "CARMACK": German interests, conspiring through
      third-parties and funded by the military-industrial complex, plot
      the ultimate in American corporate hijacking... which inspires
      the id Software programmer to run for President on a platform to 
      stop loopholes in copyright infringement laws, while wiping out 
      everyone and anything in his way!  The first full-length movie 
      released only on CD-ROM!
313.  Commodore 64 version of Netscape
314.  Quackery
315.  Monty Python's Complete Waste Of Life
316.  Monty Python and the Holy Head of Romero
317.  On-line Armageddon
318.  Fury^4
319.  OS/3
320.  DOOM 96
321.  SimHell
322.  King's Quest XII: Where's my Crown?
323.  Wing Commander VI
324.  Gary Kasparov's DOOM Chess 3-D
325.  Shaq-Fu ][
326.  O Holy DOOM
327.  Guns Guns Guns
328.  HammerTime!
328.  MTV's The Real World: the computer game
329.  Borland C+++ for Windows
330.  Linux 96
331.  Deep Space 9 vs. Babylon 5
332.  Spooge 'R' Us
333.  A Must See!!!
334.  Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey
335.  Lobo: the fraggin' game (Lobo from DC comics)
336.  Run Forrest, Run
337.  Quake: The Fight for Bandwidth



                Chris Knight
                The Once and Future QUAKE Master
                knig...@numen.elon.edu