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5 total messages Started by MGme... Master Marty Kombat Fri, 03 May 2002 16:27
Masturbator Marty Kombat is BACK
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Author: MGme... Master Marty Kombat
Date: Fri, 03 May 2002 16:27
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Greetings everyone and welcome back to alt.games.mk - or 
alt.games.masturbating-marty.kombat.  AH HA HA, I am back!  

My, my, how I have missed you all so much!  I have mostly just been 
masturbating and thinking of all my old friends - Gumbo, Solari, Bud Boles, 
Master Tsung, and a few others I have the most perverse sexual fantasies 
about.  I have been masturbating so much that I have gotten my keyboard all 
sticky and broken it, so that explains my long absense.

Now in order to not masturbate so much anymore, at least in my fantasies, I 
will bring back my other personalies so we can wack each other off!  Also, 
because I have a crush on Skizelli, I have already started impersonating him 
and making him say/do things in my fantasies so perverse, I cannot even 
mention them here!  HA HA HA!

Marty
Re: Masturbator Marty Kombat is BACK
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Author: skiz... skizelli
Date: Fri, 03 May 2002 16:58
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You know what's funny? Your stupidity doesn't even bother me. Pose all you
want. You're the one that looks stupid in the long run.
Re: Masturbator Marty Kombat is BACK
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Author: MGme... Lin Kuei Franky
Date: Fri, 03 May 2002 23:51
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Bah HA HA HA HA HA! Now that is funny Marty. I can't believe you would
down yourself like that.....You are really into your new Skizelli
character aren't you?
O.K. Marty, I will respect your request and bring the Lin Kuei back to
the newsgroup....You are starting to freak me out man. This is getting
funny!
Re: Masturbator Marty Kombat is BACK
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Author: Gumbo ...
Date: Fri, 03 May 2002 23:57
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On 03 May 2002 16:58:35 GMT, skiz...@aol.complete.bs (skizelli)
wrote:

>>You know what's funny? Your stupidity doesn't even bother me. Pose all you
>>want. You're the one that looks stupid in the long run.

You know Skiz... Can I call you Skiz?

I really think Marty or wait a minute... Your Marty and if...

I'm confused so I'll stay out of it... I think Marty or yourself is
trying to tell you something...
Re: Masturbator Marty Kombat is BACK
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Author: MGme... Lin Kuei Joe Bryant
Date: Fri, 03 May 2002 23:58
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Oh God! Marty is back........So who are you suppose to be this time
Marty? Franky told me that you was working with a character you call
"Skizelli".
What is the deal with the webpage?
Also, why does some guy name Skizelli keep posting to your
messages.....does he think he is Skizelli too?
Oh man, this is really going to be interesting!
Well, The Lin Kuei is here for you if you need us.......
Lin Kuei Sektor,
Joe Bryant
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