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In article <1993Dec7.1...@random.ccs.northeastern.edu>, pen...@ccs.neu.edu (Karl J. von Laudermann) writes...
One time I was playing MK against the computer, and I was doing pretty
>well (considering that I suck at fighting games). I had just beaten the fourth
>or fifth guy in a row without continuing, and had pulled off the fatality 
>almost every time. Now, I WANTED to keep playing the computer, but some local
>expert walked up and put his money in without saying a word. I KNEW he would
>kick my butt, and I therefore knew that if I fought him I would lose, and then
>just leave, and not even bother to waste any more money trying to beat him.
>I knew my game was already over, and I just had to go through with playing to
>get it over with. Well, I got my butt kicked in two rounds as predicted, but
>right afterwards I was hit with a feeling of I-just-thought-of-something-I-
>could-have-done-but-its-too-late-now-so-I'll-do-it-next-time. I thought of the
>perfect thing to do to annoy someone who joins in without asking, and you know
>he will beat you: As soon as he puts his money in and presses start, or as soon
>as he chooses a character, just walk away from the machine, and don't look
>back. Let him fight an inactive character for two rounds. He wanted a challenge
>from you, but he didn't ask, so don't give him one. Ok, so it's not the most
>evil thing you could do, but I think it would get your point across.
> 
You want evil? That's only EVIl if you're at Mileena or Kitana. Evil is
accidentally stripping over the cord on the way out and unplugging
the machine.

		-Xot

"Not that I'd ever do that, mind you..."